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**KcMizzou** · 07-13-2014, 07:26 PM

Welp, now I've creeped myself out, and am done with this thread.

**Tribal Warfare** · 07-13-2014, 07:31 PM

almost forgot the obligatory Dead or Alive music videos

booger · 07-13-2014, 07:37 PM

I don't know man... I suppose it coulda been worse.. At least you didn't motorboat it's butt..

Hope that helps!

**Tribal Warfare** · 07-13-2014, 07:40 PM

booger · 07-13-2014, 07:41 PM

I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao

**Buzz** · 07-13-2014, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by booger

I can't fathom this... I would still be using the foam brush and power washing my dick at the car wash and not telling you all about it lmao

don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

Eleazar · 07-13-2014, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

**Fire Me Boy!** · 07-13-2014, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise

I would have shot it off and then pureed the remains in a Ninja professional before feeding them to a stray cat and then giving it a bowl of antifreeze

You'd get a smoother purée with a Vitamix.

booger · 07-13-2014, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

That too!

**Tribal Warfare** · 07-13-2014, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz

don't forget soaking it in bleach and gasoline.

and lye

**Dave Lane** · 07-13-2014, 07:45 PM

Was it Alex Smith?

chiefzilla1501 · 07-13-2014, 08:00 PM

Topical humor

So what…. did you Putin his butt?
Was it Messi?
Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ?
Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.

**srvy** · 07-13-2014, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Jones

go ahead

Ok Jimbo ya thought it was pussy as ya got back to her place the cock is out or the bag. You state you were to drunk and horny and was to late you had to get your nut. So you didn't come prepared right. I mean tell me you don't carry KY to go on ya. Did you spit in that brown eye or did you drill oil in the desert? Dry gulch'ed him didn't you?

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chiefzilla1501 In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2008	Topical humor So what…. did you Putin his butt? Was it Messi? Was he spanish? If so, did you give him an el BJ? Did you start to feel Melo the day after? I'm sure Melo was weirded out by that.
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