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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:56 PM   #2
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:16 PM   #3
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:18 PM   #4
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:23 PM   #5
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When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
Patience my dear.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:28 PM   #6
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When I can hang from a shower curtain rod by my ankle instead?

No thanks.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:21 PM   #7
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
Do you have kids?
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:33 PM   #8
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All instances of coitus MUST include oral, both ways. No question. It's simply barbaric otherwise.
Damn right. We're not animals. We live in a society.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:51 PM   #9
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I have been with my wife for 3 years and have never received a completed blow job from her, she has given me head for a minute or so on a few special occasions
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:53 PM   #10
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I have been with my wife for 3 years and have never received a completed blow job from her, she has given me head for a minute or so on a few special occasions
And how often do you munch her box?
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:57 PM   #11
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And how often do you munch her box?

THANK you. Eloquently put by the way. Gotta give to receive I say. It's just polite.
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:01 PM   #12
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And how often do you munch her box?
Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:03 PM   #13
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Whenever she asks, one of my favorite things about sex. I love giving more than receiving but damn I really want to receive sometimes
Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.
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Old 12-19-2014, 07:09 PM   #14
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Yea.... That sucks (no pun intended). Maybe you suck at it.

Learn the Greek alphabet.

Also, 69. Leaves her with no choice in the matter.
Nah, I think I am pretty good, she asks for it all the time. She just refused to give head. I know the reason why and totally understand the reason. So I don't push it
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:58 PM   #15
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What is this "sex" thing I keep hearing about?
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