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View Poll Results: Who would you most like to bang?
Patrick Mahomes 3 6.00%
Isiah Pacheco 4 8.00%
Travis Kelce 9 18.00%
Rashee Rice 0 0%
Kadarius Toney 0 0%
Mecole Hardman 0 0%
Creed Humphrey 3 6.00%
Jawaan Taylor 0 0%
Chris Jones 2 4.00%
Mike Pennel 1 2.00%
George Karlaftis 2 4.00%
Nick Bolton 1 2.00%
Drue Tranquil 2 4.00%
Trent McDuffie 4 8.00%
Justin Reid 2 4.00%
Harrison Butker 5 10.00%
Clyde Edwards-Helaire 0 0%
Leo Chenal 2 4.00%
Hollywood Brown 0 0%
Other - state your preference 10 20.00%
Voters: 50. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-20-2024, 02:07 PM  
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Who is the hottest dude on the team?

For the purpose of this exercise, we’re only using current Chiefs players or those who may possibly or are likely to return (ex: MVS is out, Hardman is in). STDs are nonexistent and no baby trapping allowed! This is purely based off of who you think the hottest dude on the team is.

This is totally not gay, by the way, I promise. A conversation about the Elvis Grbac ‘Sexiest Athlete Alive’ cover in the Mahomes thread spawned this idea.

This is a safe space for you to get out all of your gayness. No one will ever judge you.
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Old 04-21-2024, 10:07 AM   #106
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I would have a wild weekend in Vegas with Kelce and then marry Butker.
Oh, it doesn’t matter who’s on the docket, Kelce’s a **** for sure. He’s handsome and I love the dude but he’s a total **** boy, let’s be honest. Smash and pass.

Butker’s most likely gonna be a kill for me. He’s well put together and the least likely to develop CTE in old age, but he’s a bit too preachy for me.

****, marry, kill is probably where Mahomes would shine as a marry. Seems faithful/loyal enough on the surface, says the right things, etc.
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Old 04-21-2024, 10:27 AM   #107
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The title of the poll is literally, "Who would you most like to bang?"
That's what I get for not reading.

I only read the thread title. Point still stands without that.
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Old 04-21-2024, 10:38 AM   #108
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I mentioned it in the OP, but a conversation we were having in the Patrick Mahomes thread spawned the whole idea.

If you’re unfamiliar, Elvis Grbac won Sexiest Athlete Alive back in the 90s. Story goes, they were brainstorming candidates and some chick is like “the Chiefs QB is pretty hot!” So they agree to run it with the Chiefs QB but apparently didn’t do the research. They get to KC like “where’s your QB?” and are directed to Grbac. They do all the work, get back to HQ and realize something went terribly wrong. Whole time it should have been Rich Gannon, not Grbac! They were out of time so they just printed it. Doesn’t sound real but apparently it’s the truth. Totally comical.

Anyway, someone made the comment that he knew something was up because he’d seen both Gannon and Grbac.

And Rain Man mentioned that Tony Gonzalez probably should have been represented over either QB. By the way, I think you’re right, Rain Man. Tony is a great looking dude. Even today, he’s nearly 50 and still a looker.

That led me down a deeper, more philosophical well on human attraction/sexuality that I won’t get into here.. but here we are.
You think my Patrick's sexy?
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Old 04-21-2024, 11:15 AM   #109
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You keep making those eyes at me, I’m gonna have to kiss ya.
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Old 04-21-2024, 12:15 PM   #110
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I gotta go with Chris Jones. He seems like he's always in a jovial mood, and he has S-tier eyebrows. All around handsome dude.
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Old 04-21-2024, 12:17 PM   #111
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I mean lookit this ****in' dreamboat

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Old 04-21-2024, 12:52 PM   #112
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No love for Kadarius??
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Old 04-21-2024, 01:09 PM   #113
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Old 04-21-2024, 01:24 PM   #114
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Yep. There wasn't really any hesitation either.

Oh, and virus....

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Old 04-21-2024, 01:38 PM   #115
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I mean lookit this ****in' dreamboat

i remember this one interview he did and his bicep looked like it was bigger than my head ugh
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Old 04-21-2024, 02:11 PM   #116
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I remember hearing that Nick Lowery liked guys but I didn’t know if that was rumor mill or not.
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Old 04-21-2024, 02:13 PM   #117
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Yep. Little bit of forced perspective but he’s definitely massive regardless.

I think he’s like 6’5” 300ish without looking it up.

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Old 04-21-2024, 02:15 PM   #118
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Yep. Little bit of forced perspective but he’s definitely massive regardless.

I think he’s like 6’5” 300ish without looking it up.

YES THAT ONE OMG
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Old 04-21-2024, 02:25 PM   #119
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Old 04-21-2024, 02:32 PM   #120
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Harrison Butker. He looks like the type of guy to say thank you after you had sex with him
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