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Old 12-12-2001, 09:41 PM  
Bob Dole Bob Dole is offline
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It's been real...

It is with some sadness and a smidgen of emotion that Bob Dole posts this thread, but after hours of internal conflict and a soul-searching tug-of-war, Bob Dole feels the time has come.

It's unusual that one finds himself attached in this way--it's not typical behavior. Sure, we find ourselves in relationships frequently, but this one was unique.

It felt so good at first. It was a relief, actually. Just to let it out and not worry about what anyone else thought. Just to be Bob Dole's self. An outlet for everything pent up inside.

Then it began to stink. And the longer it went on, the more overwhelming the stench. Then others started to notice, but nobody commented. They were kind and considerate and kept their thoughts to themselves at first, but eventually the truth had to be told. Action had to be taken.

It's been effecting everyone in the house today, so Bob Dole made the decision and thought it fitting to share.

Bob Dole named it Curly before he left. The longest cable Bob Dole has ever laid. He put up a fight as he swirled and swirled toward his final resting place, but eventually he broke apart and surrendered. He was Bob Dole's favorite turd and he will be missed.
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:10 PM   #16
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Curly's Dad

He actually did it! LOL!
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:11 PM   #17
Raiderhater Raiderhater is offline
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Oh Joe that was cold, but funny.


Hader,
can't believe he is taking smack from a seachicken on a Chief's BB
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:13 PM   #18
ChiefGator ChiefGator is offline
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Originally posted by Michael Michigan
This looks interesting--

I just printed it out.


I'll give you a review in a bit, I'll read it as I drop the boys off at the pool.
::chuckle:: This reminds me of a review I read somewhere. After ripping into how bad and useless some documentation was, the reviewer said (and I paraphrase): 'I am in the smallest room of my house, and soon this shall be behind me..'

- Mark
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:27 PM   #19
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Hell, htismaqe posted this very thing last week.....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...threadid=24431
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:34 PM   #20
Fat Elvis Fat Elvis is offline
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Feh...

Curly's got nothing on Thor, God of Thunder.....
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Old 12-12-2001, 10:35 PM   #21
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My experience today reminded me of that old ZZ Top song "Concrete and Steel".
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:39 PM   #22
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Bob Dole-

Mr. Whipple gives it 3 out of 4 ply.
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:44 PM   #23
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:47 PM   #24
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Old 12-12-2001, 11:51 PM   #25
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Old 12-13-2001, 04:52 AM   #26
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Bob,

We all have things in life that we just have to let go. As much as it saddens us, we know that it's for the best to just move on. I know I probably am not much help in your time of longing and sadness, but if it helps even a smidgen, remember these two words...





$hit happens
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Old 12-13-2001, 05:57 AM   #27
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Phil,

That was uncalled for...

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Old 12-13-2001, 07:11 AM   #28
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Sorry to hear about Curly's passing.

That must have been rough(age).
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Old 12-13-2001, 07:20 AM   #29
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Old 12-13-2001, 07:37 AM   #30
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Each one of us will be missing a little piece of ourselves today Bob. Our condolences.
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