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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-25-2007, 09:14 PM   #136
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

Any mods wanna get in on some reporting to the authorites action?
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:19 PM   #137
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Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude LEFT his laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???

Just FYI you committed a felony which will prevent you from getting certain jobs and IIRC can prevent you from getting Federal Student Aid....and you will be caught, count on it
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:20 PM   #138
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Nah...I'm almost sure this guy has to be an asshole baby....
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:22 PM   #139
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Just FYI you committed a felony which will prevent you from getting certain jobs and IIRC can prevent you from getting Federal Student Aid....and you will be caught, count on it
I hope you catch this little wanker in Denver. Maybe you could do the world a favor and beat his little thieving punk ass senseless for 'resisting arrest'. Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:23 PM   #140
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:33 PM   #141
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Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass.
I don't think you had to suggest that.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:35 PM   #142
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I don't think you had to suggest that.
You are a truly twisted man.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:41 PM   #143
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I hope you catch this little wanker in Denver. Maybe you could do the world a favor and beat his little thieving punk ass senseless for 'resisting arrest'. Maybe shove your night stick, oh, shoulder deep up his ass.
Sounds like foreplay for both parties.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:42 PM   #144
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Sounds like foreplay for both parties.
Ouch.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:44 PM   #145
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Sounds like foreplay for both parties.
I thought we were friends
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:46 PM   #146
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:47 PM   #147
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:49 PM   #148
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eh I like dudes not chicks who used to be dudes....
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:51 PM   #149
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Heh. My friends catch crap from me doubly.
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Old 06-25-2007, 09:57 PM   #150
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eh I like dudes not chicks who used to be dudes....
Different meltdown
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