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View Poll Results: People are hoarding toilet paper because they are: | |||
Stupid | 34 | 16.50% | |
Selfish | 6 | 2.91% | |
Stupid and selfish | 151 | 73.30% | |
Other. Please explain in thread. | 15 | 7.28% | |
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03-14-2020, 01:20 PM | Topic Starter |
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Idiots are hoarding toilet paper because?
We know the idiots hoarding bottled water have zero idea about how viruses spread, the water supply, and anything, really. The toilet paper people are similarly perplexing, but their idiocy is at least worth consideration.
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03-14-2020, 01:21 PM | #2 |
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Can’t even wager a guess. No clue.
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03-14-2020, 01:21 PM | #3 |
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Everyone else is
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03-14-2020, 01:21 PM | #4 |
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Monkey see... Monkey do...
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03-14-2020, 01:22 PM | #5 |
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03-14-2020, 01:25 PM | #6 |
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Most people are idiots. Some are worse than others. This type of idiot (TP Hoarder) is taking it to a new level.
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03-14-2020, 01:26 PM | #7 |
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FOMO
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03-14-2020, 01:35 PM | #8 |
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clearly some people have a strange irrational fear of shitting themselves.
i really don't get it. worst case scenario you could even use a towel and just clean them. one pack of toilet paper last me for months, too. |
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03-14-2020, 01:43 PM | #9 |
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All I needed was some potatos and cokes. So I head straight to the cokes (left wall) then the potatos (back on the west wall). Then decided to grab some coffee, way back east. So I head east from being far west, didn't take long to figure out I had made a big mistake, for some reason the flow was east to west and I was going the wrong way, I couldn't help but think of......
It was totally crazy, I should have started coughing that would have cleared a path. |
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03-14-2020, 01:43 PM | #10 |
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It seems stupid and selfish to me but I suppose if I'm sitting around with a chapped ass I will wish I followed them.
At first, when the shelves were getting bare I thought it was small business panicking buying it up. The public seeing this panicked seeing this and became the next wave of hoarding. |
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03-14-2020, 01:53 PM | #11 |
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I'm looking forward to seeing all the weight gained when people go back to work. I had to change the way I shopped when I went virtual otherwise I'd graze like a ****ing cow all day. I'm seeing people clear shelves of shit food with directives to work from home indefinitely.
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03-14-2020, 01:55 PM | #12 |
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There is no shortage of TP, the stores will be restocked plus some soon. So it is not particularly selfish, just incredibly stupid.
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03-14-2020, 01:58 PM | #13 |
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03-17-2020, 12:55 PM | #15 |
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So like I'm not so worried about a shortage on toilet paper I think i got enough to get by anyways.
Since I've started my Keto diet and losing weight I've notes that I've had near perfect poops meaning barley need to wipe if at all. They drop and I hardly ever get any brown on the tp meaning my butt crack is clean. So I think I can be quarantined and have enough toilet paper. My prayer is for each of you to have clean wipes during this crisis of toilet paper nut job hoarders taking all the toilet paper. |
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