|
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
12-16-2021, 12:00 AM | ||
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
****OFFICIAL Kansas City Chiefs @ Los Angeles Chargers TNF Game Thread****
Everyone is talking about COVID-19 but have you heard of a DEADLY NEW DISEASE that originated in the GREAT STATE OF MISSOURI, WHERE MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS, ALSO PLAY?
We call this disease MAHOMESIASIS-15* It is FATAL to ALL AFC West teams AND their fans outside Missouri. Quote:
PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES are at extremely HIGH RISK. Symptoms: random burn marks, depression, shrinking of genitals, elevated estrogen levels. WAIT WAIT I'M GETTING A REPORT FROM THE CENTERS FOR DEFENSE CONTROL! OH MY GOD THERE'S AN OUTBREAK HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN LOS ANGELES! EVERYONE THERE IS GOING TO DIE! *Please consult a doctor if your Mahomesiasis-15 lasts longer than this game thread. |
|
Posts: 287,304
|
12-16-2021, 12:01 AM | #2 |
Chiefs
Join Date: Feb 2009
|
In for the win.
|
Posts: 23,779
|
12-16-2021, 12:01 AM | #3 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
|
|
Posts: 71,691
|
1 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:03 AM | #4 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
|
Let's go! Nice OP getting it started!
|
Posts: 71,691
|
12-16-2021, 12:03 AM | #5 |
I Like The Kansas City Chiefs
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: Shawnee, KS
|
The Los Angeles Chargers are pieces of shit!!!!
Let’s ****ing destroy them!!! **** these stupid ****ing idiots!!!! LFG!!!!! |
Posts: 28,123
|
1 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:13 AM | #6 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
|
What's with the terrible name, dude?
Could have been Mahomesid-15 Or even better Mahomicron -15. WTF is mahomesiasis. |
Posts: 11,970
|
5 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:13 AM | #7 |
Starter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Home of the Braves
|
That was an epic opening!
|
Posts: 876
|
12-16-2021, 12:13 AM | #8 |
Starter
Join Date: Jan 2014
|
Patrick Mahomes is my favorite player on my favorite team, the Kansas City Chiefs. Keenan Allen is my least favorite player on my 15th most hated team. Go Chiefs.
|
Posts: 873
|
12-16-2021, 12:24 AM | #9 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2011
|
|
Posts: 12,802
|
2 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:24 AM | #10 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 287,304
|
12-16-2021, 12:27 AM | #11 |
Just a li'l Evel
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts.
|
|
Posts: 11,970
|
1 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:29 AM | #12 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 287,304
|
12-16-2021, 12:29 AM | #13 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
|
How are you all ladies doing this evening?
|
Posts: 71,691
|
1 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:31 AM | #14 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2011
|
I was in Lawrence for the KU beatdown of Missouri.
I was in KC for the Chiefs beatdown of the Raiders. I am in Los Angeles. LFG |
Posts: 12,802
|
3 0 |
12-16-2021, 12:32 AM | #15 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
|
|
Posts: 71,691
|
2 0 |
|
|