|
|
04-04-2008, 07:28 PM | #2 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
|
|
Posts: 58,682
|
04-04-2008, 07:26 PM | #3 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
|
|
Posts: 278,505
|
04-04-2008, 07:27 PM | #4 |
Guest
|
Wait - please come back, shyguy! I think your storytelling skills are amazing and all that stuff you made up was awesome. Could you please weave a tale about the Chiefs winning a playoff game? Please?
|
Posts: n/a
|
04-04-2008, 07:30 PM | #5 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
|
You know what would be funny? If he killed himself......wait...that really wouldn't make me laugh either. I guess you just suck at life man.
|
Posts: 92,290
|
04-04-2008, 07:32 PM | #6 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: OP/KC/Whatever
|
|
Posts: 58,682
|
04-04-2008, 07:37 PM | #7 |
Guest
|
"honestly, deputy I have no idea how they found my home address, name, wife's name, phone number, and life story - I didn't tell them anything at all. I mean, look at the thread starter, all I typed was fgg and all these crazies went wacko on me".
"Mr. Shook, please stop shaking (sic)." "I'm just scared that crazy Phobia guy will drive out here tonight and lash me to the bed while he violates my wife". "Mr. Shook, I thought you said there's no way it would matter because you had already stretched it out by "tapping it" all these years." "But.... but..... - they're going to kill me because I made up a story." "Alright Mr. Shook, we're going to throw the book at these jokers. We'll arrest them tonight!" "thank you, deputy. I'll never forget you. Will you be my new bestest friend?" |
Posts: n/a
|
04-04-2008, 07:41 PM | #8 | |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
|
Quote:
(Wife and son just asked if I was OK) |
|
Posts: 69,268
|
04-05-2008, 08:26 AM | #9 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
|
Wait? He's gonna be blowing some police officer now instead of celebrating family holidays?
Last edited by Baby Lee; 04-05-2008 at 08:34 AM.. |
Posts: 95,642
|
04-04-2008, 07:46 PM | #10 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
|
Weird. There's a guy claiming to be a sheriff from Maryland knocking on Bob Dole's door right now.
|
Posts: 48,633
|
04-04-2008, 07:51 PM | #11 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
|
Wow! It's been awhile since we've had one of these.
|
Posts: 69,689
|
04-04-2008, 07:49 PM | #12 | |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
|
Tell him Iowa nian is the pOwner of Chiefsplanet and has been for some time now.
Oh, the guy that called, your uncle, isn't a sheriff, he's a parking lot security guard and is Gary Coleman's partner. Ironic that his name is Willis? Hey shydumbs.... whats this Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris tough shit right here? http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176547 Quote:
|
|
Posts: 61,552
|
04-04-2008, 08:07 PM | #13 |
Champs!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
|
Jeez, sounds like I missed the party, as usual.
|
Posts: 53,221
|
04-04-2008, 08:17 PM | #14 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
|
We should probably holster the African stick fighting clubs for a while, a few more whacks to the money maker and chr is cr ocker is going to make a youtube "leave shygums alone" video.
|
Posts: 61,552
|
04-04-2008, 08:20 PM | #15 |
Guest
|
This chick is way cuter than he deserves, too.
|
Posts: n/a
|
|
|