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convict1983 · 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

convict1983 · 06-26-2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Yeah, thinking it over, it's kind of sad the lack of human decency absent in his life to see things his way, whether he did what he says he did or didn't [he didn't].
The geeky loner who couldn't engage in conversation to save his life.

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

**Donger** · 06-26-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

How many non-virtual friends do you have?

**2112** · 06-26-2007, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

Wait, you said you don't need friends on the internet, remember?

**luv** · 06-26-2007, 05:46 PM

Gonna keep it or pawn it?

**Baby Lee** · 06-26-2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Its not a laptop but whatever makes you feel better.

Come off it, you don't have the balls.
Like Costanza with his belated 'jerk store' riposte, you thought too late 'how cool would I be if I could steal something and get away with it?' Let's test it by making up a story on a BB.
IRL, you would've pissed down your leg and ran or acted so hinky you'd get beaned with a dozen frappacinos before you even got to the guy's table.

Frazod · 06-26-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

I'm thinking the number of real life friends may fall about 299 short of that number (assuming his mom still claims him).

**2112** · 06-26-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

LOL!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=48

Direckshun · 06-26-2007, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

HAHAHAHA

That's CLASSIC.

**Donger** · 06-26-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

LOL!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...6&postcount=48

Now THAT is amusing.

Sure-Oz · 06-26-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

Gonna keep it or pawn it?

He's going to sell it and get a scraper bike.

**Baby Lee** · 06-26-2007, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

Loner? Son, I got close to 300 friends on Facebook.

Dad? WTF are you doing on the intertubes? Mom said you were in the garage working on the riding mower.

convict1983 · 06-26-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Parcells

Wait, you said you don't need friends on the internet, remember?

WOW, some of you must be either really old or really dumb? I went to school with those 278 people, so....I know them in REAL LIFE. And yeah I wouldnt meet people over the internet for friendships like some of you poor saps.

Direckshun · 06-26-2007, 05:54 PM

I love this dude's 24 and he's "in the marketing industry" and he's certain he'll be running a six-figure income in his 30s.

Christ, who here didn't think that was going to happen when he was 24?

And with all that financial success in his future, he's stealing $800 laptops. The "marketing industry" must be BOOMING.

Frazod · 06-26-2007, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983

WOW, some of you must be either really old or really dumb? I went to school with those 278 people, so....I know them in REAL LIFE. And yeah I wouldnt meet people over the internet for friendships like some of you poor saps.

So, to how many of these 278 "real friends" have you bragged about your thieving prowess? Or are we singled out for that honor?

**luv** · 06-26-2007, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

I love this dude's 24 and he's "in the marketing industry" and he's certain he'll be running a six-figure income in his 30s.

Christ, who here didn't think that was going to happen when he was 24?

And with all that financial success in his future, he's stealing $800 laptops. The "marketing industry" must be BOOMING.

He must have forgotten to put the "tele" before the marketing. He's certainly good at talking shit.

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Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch	I love this dude's 24 and he's "in the marketing industry" and he's certain he'll be running a six-figure income in his 30s. Christ, who here didn't think that was going to happen when he was 24? And with all that financial success in his future, he's stealing $800 laptops. The "marketing industry" must be BOOMING.
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