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Old 04-09-2022, 01:23 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:35 PM   #3
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:51 PM   #4
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I hate the off season.

Does this off season live near you?
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:50 PM   #5
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I shat a Kohl’s today—oh, boy
I’m a lucky man who laid the snake.
And though the stench was rather bad
Well, I just had to flush
I was in a rush.
I blew my ass out in a stall
But I still noticed that nice music played
I chose to squat instead of sit
I’d seen this place before
Nobody was there to see how clean that they had mopped the floor.

I wiped my ass today oh boy.
Someone else had left a pellet turd
In a stall that turned me off
But I just had to look
That dam bathroom crook

(refrain)
I should have flushed it down…

(Bridge)

Woke up, turned on the tube.
Rubbed one out without no lube.
Found my way downstairs and saw an ad.
Kohl’s has half-off coats. Not bad!
Ate granola. Off I went.
Felt an oncoming bowel event.
Found my way inside and towards the back.
The lighting was soft and I went into a stall.

(interlude)
Unh-ugh-ugh-ugh
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaah


I shat at Kohl’s today--oh, boy
Low background music and clean countertops.
I never sat down in the stall
I made a new poop thread
Now you know how nice it is to fill the toilet bowl at Kohl’s

I’d love to flush it down.
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:51 PM   #6
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Old 04-09-2022, 03:05 PM   #7
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always use the complimentary ass gaskets
I'm more picky and those are flimsy things. I use toilet paper to go around the toilet seat and sometimes double layer. Makes more soft sit and covers the seat better than those flimsy thin ass gaskets.


Also i hate automatic toilet flushers. Sitting there and it automatic flushes before your done taking a shit and it's gross having water splash on your ass.
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Old 04-09-2022, 01:57 PM   #8
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Old 04-09-2022, 02:09 PM   #9
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You shit in damn sink……didn’t you??
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Old 04-09-2022, 02:48 PM   #10
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Old 04-09-2022, 06:19 PM   #11
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Old 04-09-2022, 06:23 PM   #12
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Old 04-09-2022, 06:28 PM   #13
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My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.

It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it.
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Old 04-09-2022, 10:16 PM   #14
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My best shit story was getting sick at the Native American Museum, on a buffalo burger, while touring DC.

It hit me later that day at the Holocaust museum and I was blowing out that bathroom like you can't believe! This quiet and humble place and I was just ripping that bathroom apart with tons of other people in it.
YES, for the WIN! Do it in front of others in the room so they UNDERSTAND the wraith that is taking place in their presence! Someone was having a Holocaust of their own. Those patrons UNDERSTAND now what the Holocaust experience was - they lived it through you my brother! Great job!

Of course I do not think ANYTHING regarding the Holocaust is humorous by any means - this is merely a funny side thought.
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Old 04-10-2022, 04:52 AM   #15
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YES, for the WIN! Do it in front of others in the room so they UNDERSTAND the wraith that is taking place in their presence! Someone was having a Holocaust of their own. Those patrons UNDERSTAND now what the Holocaust experience was - they lived it through you my brother! Great job!

Of course I do not think ANYTHING regarding the Holocaust is humorous by any means - this is merely a funny side thought.
**** you
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