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| Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. |
   
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72 | 59.50% |
| My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. |
  
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3 | 2.48% |
| I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. |
  
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28 | 23.14% |
| I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option |
  
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4 | 3.31% |
| I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. |
  
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14 | 11.57% |
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05-05-2015, 01:15 PM
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That's Right
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Bluefield, Virginia
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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09-29-2015, 09:12 PM
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Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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