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Old 02-24-2012, 05:36 PM  
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I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......

Ahh the glow of motherhood
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:21 PM   #826
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Oh yeah? How many swipe right back?
Enough that I don’t date women who look 50.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:30 PM   #827
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Everyone on here would hit that like a va caveman.
What's a VA caveman? Some old caveman that tells war stories and can't walk because some asshole Viet Cing blew off his leg in nam?
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:32 PM   #828
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Enough that I don’t date women who look 50.

She doesn't look 50.

And I'm 47. I'm less age-ist.

Women that wear a lot of make-up have skin that looks like that. I've known and dated 30 year olds in the last few years and that's what their skin looked like without any make-up on. They looked older than me. But then I don't **** up my skin by covering it in chemical bullshit every day.

My current serious ladyfriend is more in my age bracket (41). I'm down with milf-land.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:41 PM   #829
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let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood
Skinny, titless and looks like a boy without makeup.

I'll pass
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:45 PM   #830
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2018 no makeup
fifty percent of their charm is illusion

/John Mellencamp.

She actually looks real for a change.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:47 PM   #831
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fifty percent of their charm is illusion

/John Mellencamp.

She actually looks real for a change.
other than the bad lip filler, she looks fine for her age, I think.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:39 PM   #832
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other than the bad lip filler, she looks fine for her age, I think.
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:26 PM   #833
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She doesn't look 50.


mid 40s at least

tavia hunt looks WAY better than her and she's 47
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Old 02-01-2020, 12:25 AM   #834
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mid 40s at least

tavia hunt looks WAY better than her and she's 47
yeah, and I'd bang the living shit out of her too. What's your point?
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I'm sort of kidding.

I would currently do no such thing.

But if I was in other circumstances, you betcha.
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Old 02-01-2020, 12:49 AM   #836
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let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood



when you are 38 years old in hollywood you can easily looks 10 years younger

so yes, jessica looks like a caricature of herself, and definitely older than she actually is due to terrible plastic surgery, trying to get back what she destroyed
No funbags.
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Old 02-01-2020, 01:23 AM   #837
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yeah, and I'd bang the living shit out of her too. What's your point?
my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood

significantly worse than her peers

i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age

she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal

looks like a B-list porn star
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my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood

significantly worse than her peers

i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age

she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal

looks like a B-list porn star
Hollywood is not the real world.

I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.

I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.

I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.
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Hollywood is not the real world.

I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.

I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.

I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.
Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.
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Old 02-01-2020, 09:27 AM   #840
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Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.
I didn't say that.

The girl I'm going out with tonight is certainly more attractive, and less fake, with a face less busted, though.

There are CPers wives who are more attractive than this woman. You guys are just distracted by plastic stuffed into her stretchy skin.
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