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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:48 PM   #2
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I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.
She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:52 PM   #3
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She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table
This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
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Old 12-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #4
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This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.
She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:00 PM   #5
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
that is ****ing hilarious!
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:04 PM   #6
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:05 PM   #7
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cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
That's actually her name for her vagina.
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:06 PM   #8
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That's actually her name for her vagina.
Seriously? That's awesome......
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Old 12-19-2014, 04:07 PM   #9
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That's actually her name for her vagina.

Why? Does it look like Ben Jones?
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Old 12-21-2014, 07:43 AM   #10
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cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
In high school my nickname was Cooter

I went to a party, got drunk and ended up hooking up with a girl there..we went upstairs and started ****ing..after a few minutes she started screaming, "**** my cooter!!!" Screaming it loud as hell..loud enough people heard it downstairs..over music

So everyone started calling me Cooter
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