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09-16-2006, 03:50 PM | #2 |
Supporter
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Hey III....If she really loves you, she'll perform and ATM tonight.....not the withdrawl-money kind.
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09-16-2006, 03:52 PM | #3 |
Eh
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: on top
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what part of Russia does she hail from??
congrats on one 'gina for the next 50 years |
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09-16-2006, 09:27 PM | #4 | |
Hi, I'm Llama
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Location: Colts Hell
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too young.. he'll trade this one in for a 1986 model in a few years |
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09-16-2006, 03:53 PM | #5 |
I'll be back.
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Just two years ago...Roy had problems even getting laid...
http://chatxxxmag.com/showthread.php?t=1478 And now he's getting married. CONGRATS! |
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09-16-2006, 04:15 PM | #6 | |
Sandbox: Leander Lasercats
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09-16-2006, 03:54 PM | #7 |
MVP
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Just a tip, get one of those vacuum chambers to store your balls in when she rips them off, you know just so you can show your friends you actually were a man once.
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09-16-2006, 03:59 PM | #8 |
Supreme Commander of My House
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09-16-2006, 04:00 PM | #9 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Roy...are you going to invite floppy and Flutterbaby to the wedding?
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09-16-2006, 04:00 PM | #10 |
Champs!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
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*looks at watch*
It's 5:00. Has he fainted yet? |
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09-16-2006, 05:28 PM | #11 |
New and Improved
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Location: Springfield, Mo.
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Been about an hour. I'm sure the honeymoon is over by now.
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09-16-2006, 05:37 PM | #12 |
Damnit Peg
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Overland Park
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Yep, it is utter misery now. She has surely whispered "No sex for you tonight" already.
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09-16-2006, 06:01 PM | #13 |
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Location: T-Town
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III is off making little Roys right now.
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09-16-2006, 06:36 PM | #14 | |
Time For Your Wake Up Call !!!
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Oh my, I could have done without that thought..... |
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09-16-2006, 06:01 PM | #15 | |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Location: Hell
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3 words: Your and Idiot! |
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