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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:10 PM   #196
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got some gurgling...little rumbling....is this it!??
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:11 PM   #197
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Less memes more shitting. Hurry up.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:12 PM   #198
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #199
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #200
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No shit?
Yes, absolutely.

Opium-derived painkillers cause constipation for just about everybody that takes them. It's one of the top 2 or 3 most common side effects. I never mentioned it before because I figured you already knew that.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:13 PM   #201
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C'mon, shit ****er. I have to teach a class in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to keep pulling up ChiefsPlanet on the big screen during the class.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:14 PM   #202
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You should go get your colon cleansed.

They put a hose in your butt, spray all up in it, and then it shoots out like a chocolate fountain (but into a hose, I think).
"I think "

lol
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:16 PM   #203
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:18 PM   #204
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:18 PM   #205
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To the shit?
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:19 PM   #206
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:23 PM   #207
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:30 PM   #208
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Negative, negative. Just impacted on the surface.

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Old 05-19-2014, 06:35 PM   #209
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Did you hear about the mathematician who solved the problem of constipation?
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:36 PM   #210
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