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View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
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Old 12-19-2014, 12:11 PM   #2
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Anytime I want. Learn how to barter.

I can get a BJ in the car, while watching football, whenever I want.

C'mon, baby. Let's make a deal.
Usually only costs me a 15 min message.
That's so cool that you're willing to give your husband a blowjob in exchange for a harmless massage. You're a righteous dude.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:37 AM   #3
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Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:38 AM   #4
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Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
Exactly this.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:39 AM   #5
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Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
She loves me enough not to mind.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:41 AM   #6
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She loves me enough not to mind.
Mine too, hence the "often" but I'd rather give her what we both really want is all. That's just what's best in my house.YMMV
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:49 AM   #7
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Mine too, hence the "often" but I'd rather give her what we both really want is all. That's just what's best in my house.YMMV
Her rationale is that when we get down to business, it's a whole production.

She's got to get hers first, and that takes a while. But she knows how to hit my release valve in about 3 min. With a 3 yr old in the house it's quicker and easier just to get me off when I need it, and then I always end up giving her hers during that rico post.
I'm really ****ing loving the way things are now. She's pretty hot, so I can really need some relief at any given moment.
We have been together for 5 years, and went through a really dry period after the kid....it was not easy for me.
Now it's like twice a week or more. I can definitely live with that.
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Old 12-19-2014, 12:00 PM   #8
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Blow jobs are foreplay. I love my wife enough to not blow in her mouth...often...
me too. or at least without a heads up
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:40 AM   #9
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On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:41 AM   #10
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On a side note, the GF before this one never spilled or spit a drop.

You'd think that shit had Tussin' in it.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:42 AM   #11
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:43 AM   #12
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One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
1 minute of foreplay is the leading cause of divorce I'd guess.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:45 AM   #13
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One minute of penis sucking before sex is not a blowjob.
Neither is sticking it in your farm animals' mouths.

Yes, all aggie fans are animal ****ers.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:54 AM   #14
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.

Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money.
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Old 12-19-2014, 11:55 AM   #15
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Everyone knows the ring goes on the blowies stop.

Kids let this be a lesson for you. Avoid the ring as long as possible. Or stash Ho money.
Not true.
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