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Old 05-20-2014, 09:24 AM   #2
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I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.

After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.

I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray.
The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
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Old 05-20-2014, 09:28 AM   #3
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The thing is, the saline solution will continue to draw water into the intestine even after it's empty.

Prepare to pass water several times before it's over.
I had two fried eggs, some baked beans and an apple for breakfast.

My soul is prepared.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:01 PM   #4
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This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:05 PM   #5
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:06 PM   #6
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How are you not dehydrated?
I'm very dehydrated.
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I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink quite a large amount of water then. You need to be pissing colorless urine to go along with your cataclysmic shits.
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Old 05-20-2014, 04:15 PM   #9
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I'm very dehydrated.
You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.
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You need to drink lots of water. Dehydration + pain killers = big problems.
I've been drinking all day. Just had some pedialyte actually.
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