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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:40 PM   #211
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Might have to go to the twat dr and they pull it out with salad tongs. I saw it on true stories of the er on tlc
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:52 PM   #212
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:55 PM   #213
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Either of these will work...you probably won't enjoy them...but they will flush away the problem...literally.
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Old 05-19-2014, 06:59 PM   #214
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:05 PM   #215
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:09 PM   #216
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:11 PM   #217
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:13 PM   #218
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:14 PM   #219
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:14 PM   #220
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:15 PM   #221
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That ship sailed a looong time ago
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:16 PM   #222
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Ultimate troll going on. You all are waiting on an epic shit that will never happen.
Exactly what I was thinking. There are some funny comments here, but anyone who really thought Clay would have shat the first time and let you guys off the hook, is crazy.
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:20 PM   #223
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:24 PM   #224
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Exactly what I was thinking. There are some funny comments here, but anyone who really thought Clay would have shat the first time and let you guys off the hook, is crazy.
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:24 PM   #225
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