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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:18 PM   #616
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There are benefits to using the 15 ppp, such as when some dipshit posts a 960x1080 picture it only ****s up a small part of the thread.
Dude, you are still using prehistoric dial up internet connection. that's why you're settings are at 15ppp.

Get DSL/cable or FIOS, please.
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Old 07-08-2007, 07:27 PM   #617
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I havent checked into this thread in a bit & I just cant bring myself to go back 5 pages.. =P

So this guys left the lounge? Thats a good.

But my real question is did anybody make a pic with the beer looter carrying a lap top?

Heh..wanted to add it to my looter collection.
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Old 09-10-2007, 11:14 AM   #618
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GOBO! WHat up dude?!?
not much...

i am actually feeling better (but not today, after going to joe's party on saturday, but it was awesome, as is usually the case)...

how's the job going for you?

have they given you a car to go out on patrol yet?

remind me not to smoke when you're around, i don't want to go to jail in denver...

j/k
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:51 PM   #619
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:00 PM   #620
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Shouldn't this be in the dead sea files by now?
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:20 PM   #621
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Shouldn't this be in the dead sea files by now?
Shouldn't you be banned again by now?
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Old 01-28-2008, 06:46 PM   #622
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Shouldn't you be banned again by now?
For what?

There has to be a reason.

Name the rule(s) that you think I've broken.

Just one will do.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:33 PM   #623
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I was in Paradise Cafe for lunch two days before numb-nuts. If anyone even touched my laptop it would ugly quick.
San Diego is a small town especially in North County.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:37 PM   #624
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In fact I know the owner of the Paradise Grill, I'll talk to him this Tuesday and see what he knows.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:38 PM   #625
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San Diego is a small town especially in North County.
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:44 PM   #626
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:45 PM   #627
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San Diego is a small town especially in North County.
I pity what you'd think if you ever went to a town in Western Kansas.
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I pity what you'd think if you ever went to a town in Western Kansas.
Spent 8 months in Emporia it was like, "doing time."
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Old 01-28-2008, 07:57 PM   #629
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Spent 8 months in Emporia it was like, "doing time."
What were you doing in Emporia?
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