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11-17-2014, 01:50 AM | #2 |
Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Joplin
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Not really. Had a good one tonight (so I thought) where it started out with great girth, length, and consistency. Imagine my surprise when at the end it sort of fizzled out into liquid. I thought it looked like a tail...a dolphin tail.
What's bad about it is at that exact moment I hear a loud screeching voice yelling "MAUGA!" It was then that I knew I had been lured back to the rape dolphin's lair. |
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11-17-2014, 02:37 AM | #3 |
Just here for the Royals
Join Date: Jul 2014
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Hi SR. Long morning yesterday. I had diarrhea in the shower before the game. I had to mooch the dookie chunks into the drain. Then it backed up and there was shitwater in the tub.
So I had to get the plunger out. I fixed it but now it stinks in there. I sprayed lysol. Didn't help. Now it just smells like sweaty disco abortion. |
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11-17-2014, 08:54 AM | #4 | |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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11-17-2014, 08:56 AM | #5 |
Gimme My Berries Back!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: None of your business
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I knew you guys were full of shit.
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11-17-2014, 08:56 AM | #6 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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Headed to the shitter right now. Had a 24oz dark roast coffee that is exacting it's revenge on my bowels. BRB with pics..........
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11-17-2014, 09:17 AM | #7 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
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11-17-2014, 09:05 AM | #8 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Free Vybz Kartel
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Corn
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11-17-2014, 09:14 AM | #9 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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11-17-2014, 09:33 AM | #10 |
Mostly Ignored
Join Date: Jul 2013
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11-17-2014, 09:35 AM | #11 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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11-17-2014, 09:36 AM | #12 |
Mostly Ignored
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11-17-2014, 09:14 AM | #13 |
Mahomes Fanboi
Join Date: Apr 2004
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03-27-2020, 03:45 AM | #14 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2020
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03-27-2020, 03:52 AM | #15 | |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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Nature intended human beings to squat to relief themselves not sit comfortably on a porcelain throne. The WORST toilet for people are the handicap stalls because they elevate you to a very unnatural position of sitting in a high chair with your feet barely touching the floor. Most people need to push too hard and that causes problems. |
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