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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study? | |||
Yes, I'm larger | 105 | 77.21% | |
No, I'm below the curve line | 7 | 5.15% | |
I'm the average in the poll | 18 | 13.24% | |
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth | 6 | 4.41% | |
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03-05-2015, 04:09 PM | #2 |
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03-05-2015, 04:11 PM | #3 |
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im just glad my wife has small hands so it looks huge when shes holding it.
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03-05-2015, 04:17 PM | #4 | |
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poor bastard now has to live with the fact we're comparing his penis to a regular size Old Spice instead of the 40% more one ... can we please get an exact picture of the Old Spice where it clearly states the 40% more so that we can disprove the aforementioned theory that your Old Spice is only 5.75" inches long? I'm having trouble with this. I don't want you to be labeled a liar, KC native. I want us all to know that your penis is what you say it is. This is important to us. |
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03-05-2015, 04:14 PM | #6 |
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Things rational men without complexes don't do:
1) Say things like, "yeah a few women have told me my penis was just too big for sex, so they blew me instead." Even if true, you sound like an idiot. 2) Say things like, "yeah, in high school I ran a 4.4 40." Even if true, you sound like an idiot. 3) Say things like, "I have a 7.75" penis." Even if true, you sound like an idiot. Who tells a bunch of dudes the exact measurement *allegedly* of their penis? (people with a complex) 4) Do things like post my erection on a board with a majority demographic of 25-55 year old men. Of course, I would never post a picture of my penis, you know, anywhere ... but again ... I don't have any complexes that need to be addressed so ... Yay! |
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03-05-2015, 04:15 PM | #7 | |
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So when did you get you degree in psychology hootie? |
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03-05-2015, 04:20 PM | #8 |
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I don't think one needs a psych degree to know posting a selfie erection on a football message board is probably a ... I don't know ... ridiculous idea.
I'm sure 'Hamas' could come diagnose you with something a little more scientific than me ... but you have some sort of complex. I guess I'm just glad I am tall and don't have to deal with all of these short people problems. I'm 6'2.5" with a HUGE wingspan. Like, dude...I'm 1 of only 3 at my office that can stand on my tippy toes and touch the ceiling. It's like, no big deal. I mean ... yeah. It's aight. No sweat, man! I'll post a video of it tomorrow. I mean, yeah. |
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03-05-2015, 04:22 PM | #9 | |
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03-05-2015, 04:24 PM | #10 |
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03-05-2015, 04:19 PM | #11 |
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What I find ironic: Despite the fact that native took a dickpic for the planet, the biggest takeaway is still that Hootie continues to try and prop up his ego by feeling superior to native. How pathetic.
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03-05-2015, 04:20 PM | #12 |
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Technically, I took a dick pic for Hootie. I didn't have a method to transmit it to him so I felt I would inject some life into this thread.
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03-05-2015, 04:23 PM | #13 |
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Prop up my ego? really? as soon as someone says something like, "girls have told me my dick was too big for sex so they just blew me instead" ... there is really nothing more to prove. I already know I'm a much better person than anyone who says that shit with a straight face. God damn. That much is obvious. Who says stuff like that? To dudes? On a message board? |
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