15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

What I find ironic: Despite the fact that native took a dickpic for the planet, the biggest takeaway is still that Hootie continues to try and prop up his ego by feeling superior to native. How pathetic.

Technically, I took a dick pic for Hootie. I didn't have a method to transmit it to him so I felt I would inject some life into this thread.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by KC native

Technically, I took a dick pic for Hootie. I didn't have a method to transmit it to him so I felt I would inject some life into this thread.

Yeah, man. Totally rational idea.

....welllll

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

What I find ironic: Despite the fact that native took a dickpic for the planet, the biggest takeaway is still that Hootie continues to try and prop up his ego by feeling superior to native. How pathetic.

Bro.

Prop up my ego?

really?

as soon as someone says something like, "girls have told me my dick was too big for sex so they just blew me instead" ... there is really nothing more to prove.

I already know I'm a much better person than anyone who says that shit with a straight face.

God damn. That much is obvious.

Who says stuff like that? To dudes? On a message board?

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Bro.

Prop up my ego?

really?

as soon as someone says something like, "girls have told me my dick was too big for sex so they just blew me instead" ... there is really nothing more to prove.

I already know I'm a much better person than anyone who says that shit with a straight face.

God damn. That much is obvious.

Who says stuff like that? To dudes? On a message board?

It is almost like Hootie has never been a part of a locker room or large group of guys that hang out a lot.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

It is almost like Hootie has never been a part of a locker room or large group of guys that hang out a lot.

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing pillowbiter (with probably a pretty low IQ)

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing pillowbitergot (with probably a pretty low IQ)

says the guy who stopped serving tables about two years ago.

[Nightfyre]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing pillowbitergot (with probably a pretty low IQ)

Whatever. Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

Whatever. Guys in a male-driven culture, such as a locker-room or in the military or whatever, will always make stupid comments and jokes to this effect. And there is always one guy who takes it too far for comic effect. Native is that guy in this thread. But you clearly have never been privy to such a culture, so you do not understand the dynamic here.
Rather than laughing about it and giving native shit like every other person in the thread, you chose to make it about you. You have some serious issues you need to get ironed out by a professional.


Final point: despite native's dick pic, Hootie is still the king of oversharing on Chiefsplanet. Frankly, I don't know why we let a confessed rapist back on the BB.

I will say I wanted hootie back for melt downs just like this. He's good for that.

[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by Nightfyre

It is almost like Hootie has never been a part of a locker room or large group of guys that hang out a lot.

Then you must hang out with a bunch of pillowbiters. Dudes comparing dicks with each other in a locker room? WTF?

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

Bro.

Prop up my ego?

really?

as soon as someone says something like, "girls have told me my dick was too big for sex so they just blew me instead" ... there is really nothing more to prove.

I already know I'm a much better person than anyone who says that shit with a straight face.

God damn. That much is obvious.

Who says stuff like that? To dudes? On a message board?

Holy ****. You really believe you're a better person than me.

This is ****ing hilarious.

You're a leasing agent at a ****ing apartment complex for college kids that still gets black out drunk on a regular basis despite being almost 30 years old.

You've relayed stories of what most people consider rape over the years. You've also mentioned your STD history here.

I could go on.

You really need some help man.