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Old 02-22-2004, 05:33 PM  
KCChiefsMan KCChiefsMan is offline
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Man I could be in trouble....

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:04 PM   #16
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Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

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Old 02-22-2004, 06:06 PM   #17
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Old 02-22-2004, 06:08 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.
And this chick can make brownies too!!
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:05 PM   #19
KCChiefsMan KCChiefsMan is offline
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

Thanks
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:12 PM   #20
Zebedee DuBois Zebedee DuBois is offline
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There is something biblical about cutting off the part of your body that offends you (or causes you to sin).

So you have to choose between cutting off your hand, which hoisted all those drinks to your face - or cutting off your winkie, which led you into a bad situation with a skank. If you decide to do both, better do your winkie first, cause that might be hard to do with just one hand.
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:32 PM   #21
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WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!!
You sure that's the only time?

"Being drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life young man"
Dean Wormer to Flounder - Animal House.
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:37 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
Ignorance is not the answer to the question....



That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years....
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Old 02-22-2004, 07:43 PM   #23
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I just had sex with some slut

...sex with a slut like her...

Sounds like you're the slut.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:23 PM   #24
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Yeah good call!
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:33 PM   #25
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This thread is worthless without ... oh, never mind.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:37 PM   #26
4th and Long 4th and Long is offline
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After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:37 PM   #27
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That said, I've done the same thing 100x's
You've had 100 condoms break? Are the ones you use homemade or something?
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:38 PM   #28
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First the women can't handle him.

Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms.


Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:39 PM   #29
4th and Long 4th and Long is offline
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You've had 100 condoms break? Are the ones you use homemade or something?
Siran Wrap and a rubber band!
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Old 02-22-2004, 08:41 PM   #30
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1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.

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