Old People Thread

[kozzman555]

Hello old people of CP! Do you ever think about wanting to talk about problems you and other old people have? Is this football forum the only place on the internet you know how to get to? Well look no further! This old man thread is here for you to talk about your trials and tribulations.

Have an itch to complain about how the young generation doesn't know what hard work is? Post it in here! Are there some birds that need yelled or do you have neighbors that play music too loud? We'd love to hear about it! Did you fill your diapers and want to complain about the poor quality of Chinese products? Please regale us!

So if you can barely see letters in this thread without zooming in, but refuse to give up your drivers license, we'd love to read what you have to tell us! Come on in, bring your Werther's candy, and folksy tales of how things used to be!

[TwistedChief]

Uh oh.

The bat signal is out for srvy.

Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

39. Facial hair's starting to go gray. That shit sucks.

I always see comments implying that this forum is full of old balls. What's the average age here?

[Dark Horse]

I’ve learned a lot of interesting things over the years but damned if I can remember any of them

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Buehler445

I turn 40 this week.

I'm here for this.

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by TwistedChief

Uh oh.

The bat signal is out for srvy.

Prepare for thy reckoning about how much better it used to be.

That was also back when srvy wasn't an edentulous ****!

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

39. Facial hair's starting to go gray. That shit sucks.

I always see comments implying that this forum is full of old balls. What's the average age here?

They were old when i was young.
I was old when clay was young.

I bet 54.

[jerryaldini]

Why are so many younger people out in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday? Don't they have jobs?

[mlyonsd]

Originally Posted by Fish

I raked a dozen bags of leaves from my mother's house last weekend followed by a long walk with the family, and somehow ended up with a severely inflamed bunion. I feel like an incredible pussy even complaining about it, but the pain over the last few days has been downright unbearable. Do not recommend.

Alieve (Naproxen). Double the dose on the bottle for a couple days. That's what a podiatrist told me to do and it worked.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

An unexpected downside of aging is that I've effectively seen every movie that can ever be made. There are a finite number of plots and I've seen them all.

I'm starting to feel like I've seen about every movie that matters. Still gotta cross Lawrence of Arabia off the list though.

[RaidersOftheCellar]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I had a baby around that age and they called me geriatric. So that hospital doesnt exist anymore.

My mom was over 40 when I was born. Explains a lot. How'd yours turn out?

[R Clark]

I get my first SS check this month, what a bitch that is

[jerryaldini]

Hopefully Stewie can get some help with his cataracts in here

[Dartgod]

I'm thread banning every one of you ****ers that are under 50.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar

My mom was over 40 when I was born. Explains a lot. How'd yours turn out?

She's wonderful and since my other kids won't see my CP posts until I'm dead i can say she's been the most fun as a kid.

She has silver blue eyes and has had to interact with strangers wanting to talk to her about them, her entire life. So she's very articulate, very sweet, and very much a product of my whole household.

Not just 20 yr old Mer.

[Monticore]

Never pass up a bathroom
Never waste a boner
Never trust a fart