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Old 08-13-2017, 12:16 PM  
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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***

AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.

Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel.

2017: Preseason Game #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1

2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2

2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203

2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294


THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN


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Old 08-30-2017, 02:45 PM   #256
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Old 08-30-2017, 02:48 PM   #257
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Old 08-30-2017, 04:45 PM   #258
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:15 PM   #259
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It's nice to see a spark in Reid's eyes. The profession can wear on you.
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Old 08-30-2017, 05:22 PM   #260
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It's nice to see a spark in Reid's eyes. The profession can wear on you.
Andy knows what he has on his hands

'Hey thats Brett Favre, I want that guy'
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Old 08-30-2017, 07:18 PM   #261
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Old 08-30-2017, 07:26 PM   #262
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Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?

Exploding Head Theater presents, "Sweets Magical Football Season":

The story of a monumentally despised Quarterback and the hand of fate that concussed a young rookie in to Super Bowl stardom!

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Old 08-30-2017, 09:29 PM   #263
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Old 08-31-2017, 08:30 AM   #264
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Old 08-31-2017, 08:56 AM   #265
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Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.



Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.



But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.

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Old 08-31-2017, 09:19 AM   #266
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It was also a damn good catch by Chesson. I don't think i've seen one person mention him yet among all the Mahomes fapping.
Somebody said the drops the ball too much but he seems like he has good hands to me. Attacked the ball a number of times this preseason.
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Old 08-31-2017, 10:15 AM   #267
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Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.



Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.



But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.

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Old 08-31-2017, 10:29 AM   #268
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Thank you, thank you.

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Old 08-31-2017, 10:39 AM   #269
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2nd and 19 and **** your D, bro



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3rd and 7 and **** your D bro

Common thread on all these plays?

Look at how mother****ing worthless Jah Reid is. Just routinely gets his ass kicked. Every single play.

Not a single thing has stood out to me more this year than how shitty Jah Reid is. Not even Mahomes. Nothing is more obvious every time that person is on the field than the fact that Jah Reid is a worthless pile of suck.

He's going to get someone hurt.
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Old 08-31-2017, 10:45 AM   #270
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Oh, Jesus Christ.

I wonder if there's any chance at all Mahomes gets some starting OL tonight.
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