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Old 04-09-2022, 12:13 PM  
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-- I shat at Kohl's today
Took o poop at Kohl's, not too bad at all.

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- soft lighting
- low volume background musiic
- nothing on floor + clean counters

One down vote was for a pellet turd remnant from earlier in the day hadn't flushed entirely (so that turned me off of that particular stall)

All in all no complaints
8.4 out of 10
no toilet contact was made
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Old 04-10-2022, 05:35 PM   #61
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You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
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Old 04-10-2022, 05:43 PM   #62
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If I said it once I've said it 23 or more times . Keto shits are the best shits and when you are doing keto they just drop in the toilet with little effort and solid shit without having to wipe except to just to make sure. I need to go back on the keto diet. Shits have been more and greasy and using up too much toilet paper. Need to be more conservative. When the great shortage of toilet paper crisis of 2020 I did not fret I got by on keto diet that saved me from running out of toilet paper too soon.
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Old 04-10-2022, 06:13 PM   #63
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did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?
Yep quads

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Nice. For Kohl's being a clothing store that sells a lot of low-price stuff, they're remarkably clean and well-run. I enjoy Kohl's, and I'd rather take a shit there over Macy's or JCPenny any day. I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant bathroom experience.
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OP did u moan when u wiped?
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Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?
Not in a while.

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Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?
No.

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SR is your butthole waxed
No.

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So tell us more about the poop itself. Clean breaker? Rope? Diarrhea?


Duck rope.


Don't leave us hanging!
I apologize. Goose strands/ropes

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Did they have single-ply TP or double-ply TP?

Single ply - I abused the amount per wipe. About three people's 'normal' wipes.


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SR is always thinking in terms of helping his fellow CPers. He seems more than nice. Will buy some Kohls’ stock tomorrow as its price will surely rise on the news of SR’s review.
Thanks Tom, That's very nice to say.

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You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
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Old 04-10-2022, 06:17 PM   #64
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Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)
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Old 04-10-2022, 06:52 PM   #65
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Any other questions? I was at Kohl's for an Amazon return as they're a return hub for my area. I don't shop there, but certainly not above it (they had some cute Nike golf blouses)
Where is the nicest place you've shat?
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Old 04-10-2022, 06:59 PM   #66
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Where is the nicest place you've shat?
one doesn't really stand out but I'm sure it was super nice.
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Old 04-10-2022, 07:01 PM   #67
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Where is the nicest place you've shat?
Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.
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Old 04-10-2022, 07:08 PM   #68
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Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.
very nice.
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Old 04-10-2022, 07:13 PM   #69
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Hotel room at Caesars Palace has to be close for me.
The more pricier the hotel the nicer the poop shatter room is.
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Old 04-10-2022, 07:18 PM   #70
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Steer clear of the Olive Garden shitter, the toilet paper is pathetic
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You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.
When I played basketball we did a drill where we all lined up and shot free throws. If you missed, you had to go stand in the defensive stance until the game was over and one person remained. That drill really helped my ability to squat and take a nice healthy deuce without making contact with the seat. Plus it made me a tiny bit better of a defender...
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The more pricier the hotel the nicer the poop shatter room is.
That shits free for a big baller like me
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Old 04-10-2022, 08:25 PM   #73
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That shits free for a big baller like me
would you face off with Big Bill in a match of Battleshits?
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Old 04-10-2022, 09:19 PM   #74
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I’d ****ing lose horribly
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Old 04-10-2022, 11:34 PM   #75
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Bungalow Bill probably defeats most people in battle shits I'd imagine.
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