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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #1756
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"hey guys, I gets all the p@ssy...yeah I be tappin it 247"
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:20 PM   #1757
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OK, that's actually pretty funny.
I'd have to agree & i gotta admit that they've both kept us quite entertained the last 2 days.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:25 PM   #1758
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"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:28 PM   #1759
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"look guys, here I am rockin' it with chics and my best friend dirk at a party last night...losers" [/midnight cuckold]

The receeding hairline thing is going on too. Uncanny.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:28 PM   #1760
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:38 PM   #1761
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You're right....all guys who ride bikes are smooooooooth.

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Old 06-26-2008, 05:50 PM   #1762
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I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:06 PM   #1763
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I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:17 PM   #1764
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I remember when my Dad bought a motorcycle, which is completely out of his character, but he wanted to save money on gas, which is completely in his character. The first time he rode it, he popped the clutch, and drove head on into our neighbors parked truck. The impact caused him to slide forward and he ripped his pants and his nut sack on the hinge of the gas cap on the tank. He literally ripped open his bag. It took 6 stitches to fix him. That was the first and last time he ever rode a motorcycle.
Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:24 PM   #1765
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I'd be curious to see where Midnight Dickless live, since the unwanted slam towards Iowa....
Its that same douche who stole the laptop.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:27 PM   #1766
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Well that makes me feel better, the first time I tried to ride a dirtbike I popped the clutch and the thing shot out right from underneath me and into a privacy fence. I'm glad I didn't stay on it.
You probably saved your sack by letting it go.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:30 PM   #1767
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Its that same douche who stole the laptop.
Well, I just hope that his bike get engulfed in flames from the wildfires.
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:33 PM   #1768
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Old 06-26-2008, 06:33 PM   #1769
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You've taken enough of a beating around here that I don't even feel like bothering to pile on. I will say this though, you said you were 25, but you look 35. So, if you're 25, lay off the hard drugs and nightly boozing. If you're 35...............
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:24 PM   #1770
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Man this thread is epic.
2 in the Hall, from the same guy...albeit for all of the wrong reasons.
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