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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)


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Old 04-29-2021, 09:09 PM   #331
Katipan Katipan is offline
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Have you done your own research to know this is true?
Yes because Rain Man wouldn’t take the job.

I’ve been ordering from shinesty lately. I didn’t understand why some men are so adamant over ordering flys or no flys.

Soooo. I asked. And that was the epiphany.
I’m really a treat in person.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:09 PM   #332
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Booyah

Outside of dressing up for church, weddings etc in slacks that might give an outline, thus giving nearby women folk a case of the vapors... I haven't put a pair on since 1992

I don't need some restrictive, hotass bra pinching on my nuts
Since everyone on here has a 10in package in their pants. So this is probably common knowledge?
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:15 PM   #333
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:18 PM   #334
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Since everyone on here has a 10in package in their pants. So this is probably common knowledge?
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:18 PM   #335
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Yes because Rain Man wouldn’t take the job.

I’ve been ordering from shinesty lately. I didn’t understand why some men are so adamant over ordering flys or no flys.

Soooo. I asked. And that was the epiphany.
I’m really a treat in person.
If there was enough money in it RM would take the job.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:19 PM   #336
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.
I've got too big of balls to be running around without underwear. The boys need support.

Boxer briefs for me.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:19 PM   #337
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Booyah

Outside of dressing up for church, weddings etc in slacks that might give an outline, thus giving nearby women folk a case of the vapors... I haven't put a pair on since 1992

I don't need some restrictive, hotass bra pinching on my nuts
1991. Completely unnecessary in AZ.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:20 PM   #338
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.
Isn't there a Gold Bond thread around here?
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:22 PM   #339
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:25 PM   #340
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.
Tried it once. My pubes got stuck in my zipper. That was unpleasant. Never did it again.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:27 PM   #341
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If you guys were all massively running around without underwear on there would be a lot more threads about this.

I am however taking notes for future reference.
Its maybe not for everyone, but they got ditched in 92 for good... theres a good reason Scots wore kilts
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:28 PM   #342
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Isn't there a Gold Bond thread around here?
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:30 PM   #343
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I've got too big of balls to be running around without underwear. The boys need support.

Boxer briefs for me.
You want ball hammocks!!

Shinesty.com

Jfc I should work for them.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:32 PM   #344
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Isn't there a Gold Bond thread around here?
True story here.

I have a friend that owns rental property and does a lot of his own maintenance work. One of them is an old couple around 80. The wife called him up to come over. She asked him to lower the amount of water that goes into the toilet bowl. He made the mistake of asking why. Her response was when Jim sits down his balls dip into the water.

Needless to say he had a hard time holding it together.
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Old 04-29-2021, 09:34 PM   #345
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Shinesty.com

Jfc I should work for them.
Damn those are almost as expensive as the Duluth No Pinch, No Stink, No Sweat chonies!
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