I think people are having sex in my house...

My parents are away and my sister, her friend and two guys are here. They went to the other end of the house....

How can I find out?

[VonneMarie]

Originally posted by ChiTown


Age range?

Hell, I'm in the 0-100 range! What more do you want? Plus, I can get into movies at a discount, and get you some medical benefits as well

well gee if you put it that way...

[Slayer Diablo]

Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

He goes both ways? j/k

That's so wrong, it should never be joked about.

[VonneMarie]

Originally posted by pHoBiA


If you don't hurry, you'll need to expand that range to 32.

Call me.

Phob, I always thought you were older, like in your fifties.

Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18
Phob, I always thought you were older, like in your fifties.

Well, my DAD is in his fifties. Should I give him your number?

[VonneMarie]

Originally posted by pHoBiA


Well, my DAD is in his fifties. Should I give him your number?

No I was just saying...you may not be a perv after all

So.....The past couple of days, I've been over at this Chick's house...whose parents are gone...My friend and I have been banging them like Screen doors....and her weird brother has been trying to peek under the door and through the windows.

I've been sneaking into his room and wiping off the wang on his pillowcase though...

Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18
No I was just saying...you may not be a perv after all

Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....

[VonneMarie]

Originally posted by pHoBiA


Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....

Well thank you for clarifying that and not slobbering on me while you dry hump me...I really appreciate it.

[Mile High Mania]

Wow ... this has really gone down hill fast.

[Slayer Diablo]

Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

Well thank you for clarifying that and not slobbering on me while you dry hump me...I really appreciate it.

So you're saying that this already happened? Or is it happening right now?


If the old people have to pick on each other, who's gonna pick on the young ones?

[Mile High Mania]

Look out Slayer's about to do his best Forrest impersonation all over Jenny's sheets.

[Slayer Diablo]

Originally posted by Mile High Mania
Look out Slayer's about to do his best Forrest impersonation all over Jenny's sheets.

Huh? Sorry, haven't seen Forrest Gump in a few years...what's that supposed to mean?

[Clint in Wichita]

gochiefs,

When you think those two are right in the middle of some serious womb-wrecking, bust into the room like Gollum on acid with your engorged member in hand.

Tell the broad that she has 3 points of entry, and that you're taking one.

It's a win-win situation. You either get laid, or you will never, ever see those people again.

[siberian khatru]

Originally posted by Clint in Wichita
Gollum on acid

Just remember to say, "Hello, my preciousssssss!"

[VonneMarie]

Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


So you're saying that this already happened? Or is it happening right now?


If the old people have to pick on each other, who's gonna pick on the young ones?

No phob hasn't dry humped me nor will he ever...do the young ones want to be picked on, I sure don't you want to see how it feels being linked with everyone? You people may have just made me the Chiefs planet slut.