I'm on a mission to shit

[RaiderH8r]

Originally Posted by Count Zarth

I'm kidding, of course.

I wish I had a scale. I feel tremendously light.

I told you. I knew it would come to this but no. Couldn't listen to me. Now you'll forever be plagued by the question of just how much did you shit. Sure, you'll talk about the time you took an epic dump but you'll never be able to quantify it.