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View Poll Results: Which THREE bad things would you most prefer to endure? | |||
Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked | 22 | 26.83% | |
Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme | 17 | 20.73% | |
Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration | 21 | 25.61% | |
Drink a quart of soured milk | 6 | 7.32% | |
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game | 14 | 17.07% | |
Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get laid off from your job | 13 | 15.85% | |
Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel | 16 | 19.51% | |
Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver | 17 | 20.73% | |
Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather | 9 | 10.98% | |
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup | 32 | 39.02% | |
Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door | 9 | 10.98% | |
Spend the night in a Tijuana jail | 6 | 7.32% | |
Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game | 44 | 53.66% | |
Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections | 14 | 17.07% | |
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 82. You may not vote on this poll |
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01-23-2019, 10:24 PM | Topic Starter |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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If three of the following bad things had to happen to you...
...which three would you pick?
Poll coming quicker than you can shoot your eye out with a BB gun. |
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01-23-2019, 10:27 PM | #2 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
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In before poll
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01-23-2019, 10:28 PM | #3 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
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01-23-2019, 10:33 PM | #4 |
Now you've pissed me off!
Join Date: Jan 2006
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I'd derive perverse enjoyment from writing about Senegalese elections.
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01-23-2019, 10:35 PM | #5 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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I'd handle being a meme
I'd handle getting tazed by a renta cop with an overblown sense of authority I'd handle smashing my left hand (done it) The rest? I choose death. |
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01-23-2019, 10:36 PM | #6 |
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
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I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately.
Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there. Left hand car door. I'm good there. It was close with being locked out of the hotel room naked. I went to business school. I learned it pays to advertise |
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01-24-2019, 06:55 AM | #7 | |
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01-24-2019, 07:17 AM | #8 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ozarks
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Someone really had to piss in your wheaties for you to come up with that list.
In the hall naked, easy solution. Mile and half out to sea, no problem, I taught SAR in the Navy and still swim well. The Meme is next I guess. |
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01-23-2019, 10:39 PM | #9 |
On one quarter
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: I play all day
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milk, groin, taser
those are money makers |
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01-23-2019, 10:40 PM | #10 |
Baba Ganoush
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Cassel
Mayweather Patriots SB |
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01-23-2019, 10:43 PM | #11 |
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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I mean #2 is an easy choice for me because I have been there before LOL
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01-23-2019, 10:47 PM | #12 |
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Join Date: Nov 2017
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Taser (been tased for fun before, as a teen, to.impress a girl lol)
Mayweather (I was a boxer, maybe i get lucky and get a shot in) Patriots (at least i see some funny commercials) Cassel (assuming he would be 3rd string behind Henne) |
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01-23-2019, 10:52 PM | #13 |
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Join Date: Dec 2018
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See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup and Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game doesn't affect me, so those two. Why would anyone choose any of the other options? They're awful! |
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01-23-2019, 10:56 PM | #14 |
best in the biz
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Under Pressure
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Does it have to be three?
I'm old(er). |
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01-23-2019, 11:03 PM | #15 |
I'm with the banned.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game – Those guys should have known I wouldn't take the games seriously.
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup – Call it the Broncos and Paxton Lynch and I'm still on board. I don't own the team, it's not my problem. I might ridicule them for doing it, but that's actually fun. Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game – I'm not even sure why this is on a list of bad things. May as well put ice cream on the list. |
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