|
|
View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
Grizzly Bear | 74 | 79.57% | |
Gorilla | 18 | 19.35% | |
Gaz | 1 | 1.08% | |
Voters: 93. You may not vote on this poll |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
06-18-2024, 02:57 PM | #2 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2024
|
If both animals are 100% motivated to fight, the gorilla destroys the bear.
|
Posts: 5,318
|
1 3 |
06-18-2024, 02:59 PM | #3 |
The man you could post like.
Join Date: Oct 2010
|
Probably a draw. Both animals are easily capable of inflicting fatal wounds on the other.
|
Posts: 39,568
|
0 1 |
06-18-2024, 03:05 PM | #4 |
Grand champ
Join Date: Sep 2007
|
The gorilla’s chances are functionally zero.
I have a better chance of killing a gorilla than a gorilla does a Grizzly. |
Posts: 45,464
|
4 1 |
06-18-2024, 03:05 PM | #5 |
Suupraa Geniuuusss
Join Date: Jan 2019
Location: North Phoenix, AZ
|
I'll take the grizz. Teeth and claws, plus grizzlies kill for a living, gorillas don't. Not saying gorillas don't kill, but only in specific situations so not that often, while grizzlies pretty much have to kill on a regular basis to eat.
|
Posts: 32,285
|
06-18-2024, 03:06 PM | #6 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2016
|
Grizzly would make quick work of the gorilla, their claws would slice through a gorilla like a hot knife through butter...
asked and answered here: https://www.onthegofitnesspro.com/go...%20the%20bites. and here: |
Posts: 27,859
|
1 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:06 PM | #7 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
|
Both have less back hair than Denise.
|
Posts: 20,125
|
10 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:09 PM | #8 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
|
Gotta go with the bear. I don't think it would be particularly close.
|
Posts: 120,046
|
06-18-2024, 03:11 PM | #9 |
The Seated Villain
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Seattle
|
Grizzlies are typically around twice the size of a gorilla. I don't think it would be a contest.
|
Posts: 10,709
|
1 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:11 PM | #10 |
Constable of Untruths
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Wichita
|
Please explain this logic. The bear is bigger, heavier, sharp claws, a better set of teeth for killing, and the bear is naturally more ferocious. I don't see any way the gorilla is not absolutely destroyed by the bear in pretty short order.
|
Posts: 15,286
|
7 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:12 PM | #11 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Liberty
|
Da Bears.
|
Posts: 17,045
|
06-18-2024, 03:17 PM | #12 | |
The man you could post like.
Join Date: Oct 2010
|
Quote:
|
|
Posts: 39,568
|
1 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:20 PM | #13 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
|
Is the gorilla trained to use a gun? That's the only way the gorilla can pull this off. The grizzly has a massive size advantage and a massive claw advantage.
|
Posts: 143,051
|
1 0 |
06-18-2024, 03:21 PM | #14 |
Bolton gonna knock you out
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: They Freed Kartel!!
|
I’m taking the gorilla. I think the gorilla is more agile, able to grab with its hands, and could evade the bear enough to wear it down some. But I could be wrong. The bear is more of a straight line animal, and like my Dane, it’s gonna take a second for it to get its ass around. (My smaller dog loves to get Tarzan into tight spaces when they’re playing cuz he can get around him and be attacking him again before he gets spun around)
|
Posts: 20,963
|
06-18-2024, 03:22 PM | #15 | |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
|
Quote:
Yeah, unless the gorilla gets into a tussle with King Kong, the grizzly wins and the gorilla takes a dirt nap. |
|
Posts: 70,048
|
|
|