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Old 04-12-2023, 04:24 AM   #2
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I’ve realized that when I eat stuffed cabbage, kelbasi and kraut and corn beef and cabbage that I really really stink. I mean I’m like choking on the fart smell. Brutal. But it sure tastes good going down.
See...that's the problem. When you get old it all tastes good going down but is nasty coming out.

I mean the kind of smells that make the dog yelp and run out of the room...the kind of smell that makes a skunk look at you and say..."have some decency dude".
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:18 AM   #3
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You know you are old when you start getting all the AARP
ads both by email and snail mail.

And you find yourself being addressed as Boomer by every IT person you interact with at work.
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Old 04-12-2023, 04:48 AM   #4
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You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:24 AM   #5
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You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
you know you're old when you have to contemplate putting in hand rails or a tall toilet seat in the bathroom to make getting off the shitter easier...
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:58 AM   #6
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You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
Hey, I have one of those and it’s just about 6feet from my side of the bed. And it does have a grunt bar too! Until now I thought it was a luxury.
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:54 AM   #7
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They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be ****ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away...

In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints:

My ****ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them.

My ****ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there.

My ****ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt.

My ****ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist.

I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise.

I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM.

9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals????

I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I...
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:57 AM   #8
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Old 04-12-2023, 05:59 AM   #9
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:15 AM   #10
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:22 AM   #11
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
Oh I would love to drive that party bus around.
"Next stop, titties and shots!"

"ZzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzzz."
"Where did she say we're going?"
"I think Walmart"
"Oh. I could use more ammo."
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:35 AM   #12
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.
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Old 04-12-2023, 06:40 AM   #13
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There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.
Yeah LiveSteam's been there, they're way up north of us tho.
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:38 AM   #14
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
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Old 04-12-2023, 08:42 AM   #15
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I'm in La Vista. Before I agree to hang out, I need to know how jacked up your sense of humor is. Mine is at an 11, so I gotta know if I'll need to dial it down or not lol.
If you're in La Vista, you ain't got no sense of humor
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