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My morning shit in Kohls.
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08-31-2024, 09:03 PM | #3 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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08-31-2024, 09:04 PM | #4 |
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08-31-2024, 09:05 PM | #5 |
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Also, I clicked on the thread assuming it was about wanking.
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08-31-2024, 09:06 PM | #6 |
**** you, you cretin.
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I scroll through Mahomes’ Instagram feed sometimes.
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08-31-2024, 09:07 PM | #7 |
It was not a fair catch
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Cracking open the first Dew of the day.
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08-31-2024, 09:10 PM | #8 |
Politically Incorrect
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I go to the Tom Thumb trailhead in North Scottsdale with a large coffee and cigar while taking in the views.
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08-31-2024, 09:10 PM | #9 |
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08-31-2024, 09:18 PM | #10 |
The Dude Abides
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Top, morning coffee...opening my favorite playlist on Spotify for 30-40 minutes....and deciding whether or not to "work" today, to go to the gym early, or to go have a late breakfast at one of my favorite breakfast spots with one of my former colleagues.
Not far behind....after coffee & Spotify, logging onto particularly entertaining online forums to be endlessly and simultaneously amused and amazed at the idioacy and delusions of certain forum members and their psychological disorders. Ah, it's the simple pleasures as they say. |
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08-31-2024, 09:37 PM | #11 |
Woman should only make babies
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I like chiefsplanet and mostly facebook
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08-31-2024, 11:33 PM | #12 |
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Similarly, I have a heeler and her and my 6 year old son are pretty much the same dog. They wind each other up and until he runs and she chases. She barks at him and he laughs hysterically. If they weren’t mine it would be profoundly annoying. Best part of my day.
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08-31-2024, 11:50 PM | #13 |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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The other day at work, I went to use the men’s room. One of my colleagues was at a urinal to the far right, I went a couple urinals over to his left, and as I do my business, I hear it. There’s a dude in one of the stalls making certain familiar noises, but there’s a lot of heavy sighing, low moaning and other clear signs of discomfort.
Against my better judgement, I slowly glanced over to my colleague on the right, and he’s literally writhing in agony trying not to laugh, eyes squinted upward, lips parsed, shoulders shaking, I immediately shift my glance back to my business, but I can’t help it, I let out a quick snort of laughter as the man in the stall continued to make woeful noises of discontent. My urinal colleague and I finished, washed our hands, exited and had a huge shared belly laugh together…. “Tom, he was already making noises 30 seconds before you even got in there!” Lord have mercy we needed that laugh, and everytime I’ve thought about it since, I vividly see my colleague’s squinched face trying not to laugh and I burst out laughing… Bathroom humor is low hanging fruit, but goddamn, it sure is funny. |
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Live free or die hard
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09-01-2024, 01:44 AM | #15 |
I'll be back.
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Whenever I get home from literally going anywhere, my dog looks up from his chair and smiles at me. He literally smiles at me. And he won't stop smiling until we go outside.
The smile is just him showing his teeth but damn if it isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen. He smiled the first time I saw him. He smiles at anyone he knows that he hasn't seen for any length of time. Dude is a cheshire hound! |
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09-01-2024, 01:44 AM | #16 |
I'll be back.
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Whenever I get home from literally going anywhere, my dog looks up from his chair and smiles at me. He literally smiles at me. And he won't stop smiling until we go outside.
The smile is just him showing his teeth but damn if it isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen. He smiled the first time I saw him. He smiles at anyone he knows that he hasn't seen for any length of time. Dude is a cheshire hound! |
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09-01-2024, 01:44 AM | #17 |
I'll be back.
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Whenever I get home from literally going anywhere, my dog looks up from his chair and smiles at me. He literally smiles at me. And he won't stop smiling until we go outside.
The smile is just him showing his teeth but damn if it isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen. He smiled the first time I saw him. He smiles at anyone he knows that he hasn't seen for any length of time. Dude is a cheshire hound! |
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