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View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 105 77.21%
No, I'm below the curve line 7 5.15%
I'm the average in the poll 18 13.24%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 6 4.41%
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:25 AM   #2
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We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.
Can you describe them all for us? For strictly scientific purposes of course...
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:38 AM   #3
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Well yeah you do. They always come out when you guys have sleep overs that turn into pillow fights that turn into make out sessions. At least that's the way we've always heard it happens.
Curiously enough that's how I imagine Hootie knows his friend's dick size.

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Can you describe them all for us? For strictly scientific purposes of course...
In the midwest they do something called a Presentation. I think? Theres NOwhere for Proms to be had in NW Iowa, so they have them in gyms. Before the dancing begins, all the parents in the surrounding communities sit in the stands and watch each couple be introduced.

Only maybe half the audience is related to one of the seniors. The rest of the audience is made up of dirty old men because every single prom dress, from the skinny nerd girls to the 6 ft jock girls have their breasts hanging out of the dresses. To the extreme. Sweet, wholesome, church going, 4H club princesses all hanging onto their dresses by their nipples.

I can tell you they're getting better and bigger.

And I'm ****ing pissed.
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:50 AM   #4
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Curiously enough that's how I imagine Hootie knows his friend's dick size.



In the midwest they do something called a Presentation. I think? Theres NOwhere for Proms to be had in NW Iowa, so they have them in gyms. Before the dancing begins, all the parents in the surrounding communities sit in the stands and watch each couple be introduced.

Only maybe half the audience is related to one of the seniors. The rest of the audience is made up of dirty old men because every single prom dress, from the skinny nerd girls to the 6 ft jock girls have their breasts hanging out of the dresses. To the extreme. Sweet, wholesome, church going, 4H club princesses all hanging onto their dresses by their nipples.

I can tell you they're getting better and bigger.

And I'm ****ing pissed.
What do you have against bigger and better dresses?
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Old 03-05-2015, 12:42 PM   #5
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We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.
..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.
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Old 03-05-2015, 01:17 PM   #6
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..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.
What could she bench?
How fast was her 40?
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Old 03-05-2015, 01:34 PM   #7
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..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:14 PM   #8
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Pic of 3 Boob Woman here.
Nah, I didn't say they were all equal.
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:22 AM   #9
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:44 AM   #10
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I knew I should've went to prom instead of hanging out with the stoners at the Circle K.
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Old 03-05-2015, 08:46 AM   #11
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I knew I should've went to prom instead of hanging out with the stoners at the Circle K.
Also, girls seem to think blow jobs are a way of prolonging having to have intercourse and seem to be sucking dick all over the place.

Merry Christmas.
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Old 03-05-2015, 09:48 AM   #12
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I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?
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Old 03-05-2015, 09:51 AM   #13
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I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?
Uh huh. "Knew a guy".

I think we found one of the four!
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Old 03-05-2015, 10:04 AM   #14
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Uh huh. "Knew a guy".

I think we found one of the four!
thats Gold Jerry, Gold!
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Old 03-05-2015, 02:02 PM   #15
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I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?
Frightened turtle syndrome. It is tragic.
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