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View Poll Results: Is Maine the worst f'ing state in the Union?
Yes. 5 15.63%
If I could trade Maine for a Canadian province, I would, even if it's that French one. 11 34.38%
I don't know anything about Maine. I only go to interesting places that don't have speed traps. 23 71.88%
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:56 PM   Topic Starter
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Why Maine is the worst f'ing state in the Union
I made a trip to Maine this week, and the state sucks. It's terrible. Here's why it's terrible, and I'm sure there are other reasons.

Toll roads. You can't even build your own roads so you make people have to stop and pay every ten minutes. Manage your money better, Maine.

Lobster rolls. Seriously, what is this? They're advertised everywhere and I finally got one, and it's just some plain lobster on a bun with some lettuce. Nothing else. Why is it called a roll? It's just a sandwich and not a very creative sandwich at that. I've made ham sandwiches at home that boasted more complexity. There's not even any drawn butter for the lobster. What a joke.

Maine has stupid geographic names. Wassamattamekong. Mustafaateanorca. Wakkawakkamoosebegone. Grow up, people. Give your stupid cities names that are reasonable.

Their state patrol gives innocent people speeding tickets just because they're driving in a rental car with Illinois plates. They have poorly marked speed limits and then give innocent people tickets who think that they're traveling less than six miles over the speed limit, and they then get informed that, 'nooooo, you're more than 10 mph so I can give you a ticket and then go sit in my car and watch moose porn for the rest of my shift.' This happens even if the visitor has not had a speeding ticket in 37 years.

No one wants to be near Maine. It's like the smelly kid in the cafeteria. Only one state will even touch it. That's practically impossible for a state that's not an island. New Hampshire lost a bet or something.

The best football player that sorry state ever produced is Jovan Belcher. Just run with that thought for a few minutes.

They had a scenic overlook of the highest peak in Maine. It's 5,264 feet. My house is higher than that. Seriously. My house is at 5,300 feet. Screw you and your tiny mountains, Maine.

Statehood? No one wanted Maine. It only got in because we wanted Missouri. Maine got in because of a compromise, not because we wanted it. Maine is the ugly girl trying to get into the night club with her hot friend.

And on that note, where was Maine during the revolution? People in New Hampshire and Massachusetts were risking their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor to secure freedom and democracy. People in Maine were just standing around in their red plaid writing tickets to revolutionary travelers.

Maine killed all of the local Indians with their interesting languages.

Seriously, give that monosyllabic dump back to Canada. It's useless.
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:57 PM   #2
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:57 PM   #3
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Weird I call it Massachusetts II
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:08 AM   #4
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Weird I call it Massachusetts II
There are nice people in Maine.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:09 PM   #5
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Weird I call it Massachusetts II
It's very left-wing, lots of welfare up there. So they need those dastardly toll roads but a lobster roll rocks and so does their pretty, but rugged coastline with little hamlet villages.

Sounds like Rainman went to the wrong spots. No one goes there for mountains.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:00 PM   #6
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, was wondering when you would elaborate.

please, tell us how you really feel. it seems you may be glossing over the points which anger you

and yeah, maine sucks.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:01 PM   #7
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I love Maine though.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:06 PM   #8
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The sad part is that the original name was, "Secondary".

Lot of egos up there in Secondary.

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Old 09-17-2018, 11:23 PM   #9
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The sad part is that the original name was, "Secondary".

Lot of egos up there in Secondary.

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"Secondary" as in #2 That's pretty shitty name.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:27 PM   #10
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The sad part is that the original name was, "Secondary".

Lot of egos up there in Secondary.

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Oh, hey. I just now got that.

I believe it.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:07 PM   #11
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I bet it sucks getting a ticket if you're driving through Maine huh Rain Man how do you think that would make you feel? Can you express your feelings on this matter a bit more ?
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:18 PM   #14
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I bet it sucks getting a ticket if you're driving through Maine huh Rain Man how do you think that would make you feel? Can you express your feelings on this matter a bit more ?
I have no comment on that matter. I'm merely posting an unbiased travel review.
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I have no comment on that matter. I'm merely posting an unbiased travel review.
I might offer some advice for the future.

If you go out to your rental car and it has Illinois plates, just go back in and demand a different car, like I did when I found a Daewoo in the spot that my rental car was supposed to be parked in at the Boston airport.

Maine and Vermont are two of our most beautiful states IMO, but I didn't get a ticket in either of them.
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