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Old 04-12-2024, 06:13 PM   Topic Starter
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If you could eat any species of zoo animal...
...what would you eat?

You may assume the following:

1. It's an animal that had to be humanely culled for some reason, so it's not being killed just to make a meal for you.

2. Any poisons or toxins are removed by an expert chef, so there's no risk to you. And the chef will make it as tasty as possible within the limits of reason for that species.

3. It's a one-time event for zoo publicity or charity or something, so the public is supportive of it. It'll give you a story to tell in future years that you ate a _______

4. You don't have to eat the entire animal. You're just getting one meal.

What's for dinner?
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:16 PM   #2
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This thread was inspired by a comment I made in an unrelated thread, and I may have to keep the same answer.

Panda bear.

Having a panda meal would make for a great story. I would also consider orca. I don't think any zoos have a blue whale, but that would be neat, too.
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:17 PM   #3
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:36 PM   #6
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Old 04-12-2024, 06:43 PM   #7
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Snake, never had it but have heard its like chicken fried in fish grease... I can eat that
It tastes fine, but it's the mental hurdle for me. I just couldn't swallow the second bite. Knowing you are eating an animal that isn't commonly food is hard for me.

I am not an adventurous eater, as I grew up dirt poor, drinking well water, and having potato or onion soup 6 nights a week at least. Black pepper from a shaker is the spiciest thing I ate until I was 14, got a job, and bought my own food.
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