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View Poll Results: Which THREE bad things would you most prefer to endure?
Accidentally lock yourself out of your hotel room naked 22 26.83%
Become an object of ridicule in an internet meme 17 20.73%
Discover a $10,000 winning lottery ticket in your wallet that’s a week past expiration 21 25.61%
Drink a quart of soured milk 6 7.32%
Get called for a win-reversing neutral zone violation in your rec league’s championship game 14 17.07%
Get kneed in the groin by a feminist studies professor who thinks you resemble her ex-husband 13 15.85%
Get laid off from your job 13 15.85%
Get tasered by a mall cop after a dispute at Wetzel Pretzel 16 19.51%
Get thrown off a ship 1.5 miles out at sea, but with a good life preserver 17 20.73%
Go one round with an angry Floyd Mayweather 9 10.98%
See the Chiefs sign Matt Cassel as a 2019 backup 32 39.02%
Slam your non-dominant hand in a car door 9 10.98%
Spend the night in a Tijuana jail 6 7.32%
Watch the Patriots in a Super Bowl game 44 53.66%
Write a 20,000 word essay about Senegalese political elections 14 17.07%
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Old 01-23-2019, 10:24 PM  
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If three of the following bad things had to happen to you...
...which three would you pick?

Poll coming quicker than you can shoot your eye out with a BB gun.
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Old 01-24-2019, 12:33 AM   #16
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Naked and locked out, Cassel as a back up, and Pats in a SB.

Honestly, with Mahomes at QB, I'd lose interest in the team with any back-up QB if Mahomes got hurt.

As for the Pats, I don't really hate the Pats like most others do. I'm not excited to see them in another Super Bowl, but it's not gonna kill me either.

As far as the hotel option, the rest of those choices either cause physical pain, or have lasting effects. I'm not a stud by any means, but I'll be naked for a few minutes while I approach a hotel desk clerk (who I'll never see again) for a new key card. Hell, maybe I'd get lucky and it would be a gal that likes big guys, and she'd offer to join me and my wife for some fun.
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Old 01-24-2019, 01:07 AM   #17
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I'm surprised the lottery ticket isn't more popular. It's not like you had the money the day you bought the ticket. And choosing some other option like getting kneed, doesn't mean you also get a winning ticket.

Give me the ticket, Pats and Cassel. Brady is past his best by date but he fun to watch. I don't care that much about our backup.
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Old 01-24-2019, 01:09 AM   #18
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In hindsight the Super Bowl is the easiest option. I just couldn’t do it.
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Old 01-24-2019, 02:08 AM   #19
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I'm surprised the lottery ticket isn't more popular. It's not like you had the money the day you bought the ticket. And choosing some other option like getting kneed, doesn't mean you also get a winning ticket.

Give me the ticket, Pats and Cassel. Brady is past his best by date but he fun to watch. I don't care that much about our backup.
Nah, man. In your situation, I ****ed myself out of 10 grand. That may not be money that's gonna make or break me, but it's still 10 grand.
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Old 01-24-2019, 03:44 AM   #20
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Old 01-24-2019, 04:57 AM   #21
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Old 01-24-2019, 05:15 AM   #22
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Old 01-24-2019, 05:18 AM   #23
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I look good naked, so no sweat on that. It would be hysterical to see Cassel as KCs backup. Who gives a hang about memes?
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Old 01-24-2019, 06:49 AM   #24
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I can't believe everyone didn't pick the expired lottery ticket. It costs you $2 and has no other negative consequences other than those you create in your own mind.
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Old 01-24-2019, 06:55 AM   #25
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I took the lottery ticket. 10 grand would piss me off, but I lose 10 grand on the reg, unfortunately.

Next is knee to bean bag. I'm really tall. It would be difficult for her to transfer much power that high. I'm good there.

Left hand car door. I'm good there.

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Old 01-24-2019, 07:17 AM   #26
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Someone really had to piss in your wheaties for you to come up with that list.

In the hall naked, easy solution.

Mile and half out to sea, no problem, I taught SAR in the Navy and still swim well.

The Meme is next I guess.
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:31 AM   #27
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:34 AM   #28
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When is that 20,000 word essay due?
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:35 AM   #29
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Old 01-24-2019, 08:38 AM   #30
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You could get a lot of source material for that essay in our own DC forum. It would easily take care of 15,000 of those words, wing the rest, and you got at least a C+, and thats only if you **** up your part with the 5000 wing it words.
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