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**BigRedChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:42 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

**The Franchise** · 12-10-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

It's going to be a long week without Pestilence, but this kind of shit cannot go unchecked.

Enjoy the vacation.

If I'm going down....then let these be my last words........

Save me Mark Sanchez!!! Deliver me from Cassel!!!!!

**Lumpy** · 12-10-2009, 07:28 PM

Damn it ppl. Now I almost feel bad enough to post a pic regardless of who wins. The operative word here is almost.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-10-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

If I'm going down....then let these be my last words........

Save me Mark Sanchez!!! Deliver me from Cassel!!!!!

**DeezNutz** · 12-10-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I think it's representative for whatever time zone you're in. Since we're both pacific it says 9:44, I think the KC kids see 11:44. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Negative. Though I live in the midwest, all of my clocks are set to PST. Because **** them, that's why.

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2009, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I think it's representative for whatever time zone you're in. Since we're both pacific it says 9:44, I think the KC kids see 11:44. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

So we are in agreement, 8 votes will be deducted from ROR's vote total?

**Lumpy** · 12-10-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

So we are in agreement, 8 votes will be deducted from ROR's vote total?

That sounds fair to me.

Fairplay · 12-10-2009, 07:30 PM

Everyone start cheating.

**DeezNutz** · 12-10-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

If I'm going down....then let these be my last words........

Save me Mark Sanchez!!! Deliver me from Cassel!!!!!

Bye.

**BigRedChief** · 12-10-2009, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Damn it ppl. Now I almost feel bad enough to post a pic regardless of who wins. The operative word here is almost.

You have to now. Gonzo says your a hot babe. Your a mom. You have to prove that mom's can still be babes.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-10-2009, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Bye.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

**Lumpy** · 12-10-2009, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

You have to now. Gonzo says your a hot babe. Your a mom. You have to prove that mom's can still be babes.

Seriously, I have nothing to prove. If Gonzo still thinks I'm hot, it makes me feel good to know this, I don't need to know what others think. It is funny to watch u guys get all worked up though.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-10-2009, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

So we are in agreement, 8 votes will be deducted from ROR's vote total?

Oh yeah. The mults that have been confirmed should come off. There may be some other suspect votes, but unless it gets down to 1 or 2 it's a moot point.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-10-2009, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy

Seriously, I have nothing to prove. If Gonzo still thinks I'm hot, it makes me feel good to know this, I don't need to know what others think. It is funny to watch u guys get all worked up though.

You want worked up? Post the pic, sugar pants.

**Bugeater** · 12-10-2009, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You want worked up? Post the pic, sugar pants.

I always assumed the pic on her profile is her?

**Gonzo** · 12-10-2009, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I always assumed the pic on her profile is her?

Correct.

(Not her avatar, that's her twin sister)

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills BigRedChief's Avatar Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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