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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
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I'm on a mission to shit

Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:36 PM   #91
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:37 PM   #92
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:38 PM   #93
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Drank it all.

Now relaxing to John Carpenter's "Big Trouble In Little China" soundtrack.
Did it have a great lemony flavor?
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:38 PM   #94
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:39 PM   #95
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:39 PM   #96
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:41 PM   #97
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:42 PM   #98
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:53 PM   #99
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:56 PM   #100
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Old 05-19-2014, 02:57 PM   #101
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:00 PM   #102
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:01 PM   #103
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:03 PM   #104
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Old 05-19-2014, 03:04 PM   #105
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