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Old 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM  
ChiTown ChiTown is offline
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UHHHH. Ok

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:06 PM   #16
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If you're smart, you'll find a new hair stylist before Friday.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:06 PM   #17
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I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.
My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:06 PM   #18
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:07 PM   #19
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I'll need the address of this shop please. For....just give me the address!!
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:08 PM   #20
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this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.
Yeah, she should at least rub them on ChiTown a little.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:08 PM   #21
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My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.
So you came early?
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:10 PM   #22
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My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.
So...............was that why Lil Wayne was playin'?
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:10 PM   #23
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Speaking of this, I have heard a rumor of a salon north of the river that doubles as an escort service. I have never tried to confirm said rumor, just passing along what I have heard. And for the sake of continuity, I heard this rumor a few years ago.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:10 PM   #24
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So...............was that why Lil Wayne was playin'?
She called him so he could make it juicy for her.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:12 PM   #25
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2 Things.

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Old 01-26-2009, 02:13 PM   #26
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For your sake, ChiTown, I hope that isn't the only chair.

Dried jizz near your fly is one thing, but dried jizz on the back of your pants may draw unwanted attention.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:14 PM   #27
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If you do go to that appointment...I triple dog dare you to carry in a can of


and wipe off the chair before sitting down.

It'll make her feel like an

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Old 01-26-2009, 02:14 PM   #28
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Well did she at least turn down the music afterwards?
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:14 PM   #29
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That is what I call a sticky situation.
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Old 01-26-2009, 02:16 PM   #30
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Sounds to me like you're getting free haircuts for life dude. I'd also have them throw in some massages etc....
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