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06-16-2017, 05:31 PM | #1366 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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The single life has been fun to say the least. Besides hitting up the gym I've made it a point to go out of my comfort zone and meet new people even if that means I have to go see a concert by myself because my friends are lame. It's been fun this far.
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06-16-2017, 07:44 PM | #1367 | |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
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06-26-2017, 04:54 PM | #1368 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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When she met me, I BLASTED through her shit-tests effortlessly, let her know I only wanted her for sex. The next day, she blows me, couldn't escalate due to logistics.
About a week later, I'm at her place, usual foreplay, and the expected happens. She refuses to **** me, and then dawns on me: It was a shit-test all along. So I say "alright" in the calmest demeanor possible, get off of her, put my clothes back on, and leave her house, expecting never to see her again. I didn't give a shit. The day after she texts me how I was an asshole for leaving her horny like that (LOL), I just laugh and remind her what I want, and if she can't provide it, I'm gone. Fast forward a couple more weeks, she "admits" how much she's always wanted me to **** her but she would never let me because she didn't want to get "attached" (LOL). A couple days later (today), I ****ed her. I ****ed her and ****ed her and ****ed her and ****ed her, and then ****ed her some more. Afterwards, she bought me food and later paid for the movies, and blew me inside the theater. I'm not even ****ing joking. I've never felt more alpha, so this is what it feels like huh? |
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06-26-2017, 08:26 PM | #1369 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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06-27-2017, 09:56 AM | #1370 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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Met a cute 20 something from Arkansas that's fresh out of college. She's gorgeous.
Do you guys believe in people being "out of someones league" or is it BS? |
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06-27-2017, 10:01 AM | #1371 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Wine her, dine her, 69 her. Get her off and your good.
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06-27-2017, 10:04 AM | #1372 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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06-27-2017, 10:23 AM | #1373 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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Tell her you want to Razeherback with baby batter
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06-27-2017, 10:24 AM | #1374 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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06-27-2017, 10:25 AM | #1375 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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06-27-2017, 10:28 AM | #1376 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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Got laid last night for the first time in like 7 months.
This was our 4th date - things are going well. |
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06-27-2017, 10:46 AM | #1377 |
Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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06-27-2017, 11:27 AM | #1378 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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06-27-2017, 01:17 PM | #1379 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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Sounds like something a guy who recently contracted herpes would say
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06-27-2017, 01:23 PM | #1380 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2013
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