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Old 04-28-2021, 10:46 PM  
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I’m leaving forever.
Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

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Old 04-29-2021, 10:34 AM   #121
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the nicest thing i will say about pat is that I am now adding a +1 to the post count
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:36 AM   #122
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:37 AM   #123
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:37 AM   #124
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the nicest thing i will say about pat is that I am now adding a +1 to the post count
Technically it's +2
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:37 AM   #125
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:38 AM   #126
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Technically it's +2

no, each post only adds a +1 you genious
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:39 AM   #127
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I will miss patteeu.

He was always one of my biggest fans around here.

I'm sure he's following me on other social platforms, but there is always something special about the OG CP supports of the Hammock Party, in all it's many forms.
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:39 AM   #128
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:41 AM   #129
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:45 AM   #130
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Pat never reduced himself to insulting others. That shows a lot of character.

Have a good life buddy.
This is a good point. pat has been one of the best advocates for civility over in DC. It's mostly just insult and try to dunk on people festival now.

need more posters like patteeu from multiple political viewpoints.
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:47 AM   #131
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Blow me. Why don’t you depart. Everyone hates you.


As for Patty, I think he’s had health issues in the past so I’d imagine that’s why.
So you don't make constant antisemitic posts ALL the time? If I was Jewish, like apparently Patty was, I'd be offended.

FTR I was joking and don't think you had anything to do with him leaving.

PS: You're still a ****ing moron. A sensitive one at that apparently.
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:48 AM   #132
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:49 AM   #133
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:57 AM   #134
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I'm really learning a lot about golf in this thread. I never really thought of it as something that would increase my heart rate, but it is.
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Old 04-29-2021, 10:57 AM   #135
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I know what immortal means and I know what he means, nitwit.
JFC, you're a high-strung moron.
LOL at nitwit. Ok. Then why did you post that? Because you are a shit stirring POS
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