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**BigRedChief** · 12-05-2009, 11:42 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

**BossChief** · 12-08-2009, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

You can have the other 50K. Deal?

Ill chip in 10...

do we have a deal DOGG?

**BigRedChief** · 12-08-2009, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossChief

Ill chip in 10...

do we have a deal DOGG?

I'll put in $50K

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smittysbar

Gave you some cash to help with your campaign

Thank you Sir!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 09:58 PM

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

You rule, Flop.

**Gonzo** · 12-08-2009, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued.

But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board.

I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board.

Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

You rule, Flop.

You've earned it. It was tough though, because Boss is a good poster. But again, it comes down to body of work. You battled adversity, and came through a winner. You deserve it. We'll see if the voters agree.........

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

WOOT!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

Paid.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

WOOT!

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

I thought it was the gentlemanly thing to do. Besides, I didn't think I had a chance to be honest.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Dude. If you lose by one vote and I blow half my wad I'm gonna be pissed. You voted for Boss.

If it comes down to one vote, I'll use 100K to buy it.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

I thought it was the gentlemanly thing to do. Besides, I didn't think I had a chance to be honest.

We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're ****ed.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

We need a mod. DaFace!! Wait. DaFace hates you. We're ****ed.

**RNR** · 12-08-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Done...

(agreed btw)

I'm Cakin!
Posted via Mobile Device

Should have waited I pay much better and the next 10 posters should look at my bank account. I am willing to drop millions~

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills BigRedChief's Avatar Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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12-08-2009, 09:58 PM	#124
Mr. Flopnuts FINALLY! The wait is over. Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Future Is Now!!!	ROR is not DCS. I think I was the first person to tell him he was going to have a meltdown and start an I'm leaving forever thread. Hilarity ensued. But this dude is a Chiefs fan. And he values Chiefsplanet. If he didn't, he wouldn't have kept coming back and seeking the approval of his fellow Chiefs fans. He's adapted, and he's become a valuable member of this board. I voted for Boss in the first round. Boss is a deserving n00b of the year, so is JD. ROR deserves it though. He's put in his time, and he's worked to become a valuable member of this board. Vote for ROR. Vote for the underdog. Oh, and vote for the 150k I'm going to give the next 10 people who vote for him and PM me directly after.
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