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royr17 · 02-20-2005, 07:27 PM

Ok lets start here.

I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that.

I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it.

So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now.

But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???

**The Bad Guy** · 02-20-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico Diablo

You're just caught up in an infatuation, III. Take a couple more months to spend every minute with her; sleep with her every night (maybe even pull the twin beds apart for a few days at a time every once in a while); literally take notes on every time you two fight; study those notes; think in great detail about what it would be like to go through that for 10 years EXCEPT every week for that 10 years, the relationship will deteriorate as much as it did in those couple of months; and then get back to us at the end of that couple months...you won't even want to hear the word "marriage".

Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.

FloridaChief · 02-20-2005, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

How long can you study : "Holy shit.. this bitch has gone and lost her mind!"

Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...

**KcMizzou** · 02-20-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

Six-and-a-half minutes, IIRC...

Sounds about right.

Hammock Parties · 02-20-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

Take notes? If one of my friends took notes on his relationship I would punch him in his face.

Like he would tell you....

"Hey, Tom, wanna see my notes on last night's fight with Marcy over where I've been for three hours?"

**Bowser** · 02-20-2005, 10:01 PM

And am I the only one to catch Iowanian's stroy of some poor schlub in Alaska getting his wang chopped off, flushed down the crapper, floating in the turd infested sewer, fished out, and then re-attached?

**The Bad Guy** · 02-20-2005, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Chico Diablo

You've had what, 6 more years than I have? You've accomplished less than I have...just pack your things and move to a different thread, gochiefs.

This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.

**Bowser** · 02-20-2005, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

This is such a cripple fight that Jimmy and Timmy from South Park would laugh.

Slayer Diablo · 02-20-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou

How long can you study : "Holy shit.. this bitch has gone and lost her mind!"

I meant more of:

"Feb. 22, 2005 -- got in a quick fight over last night.
Feb. 25, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too close.
March 1, 2005 -- got in a fight because she thought I was too distant.
March 2, 2005 -- I don't know what we were fighting about...god, I need a drink.
March 15, 2005 -- First time in a while...fought because I apparently have a 'drinking problem'.
...."

Of course that "Holy shit...this bitch has gone and lost her mind!" conclusion will arise, but I thought it best for him to figure it out on his own.

**Iowanian** · 02-20-2005, 10:05 PM

*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet

TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole
IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness
TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk
IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing
TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you
IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho
TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you
TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp?
IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos.
TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv.
IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd?
TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways
IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad
TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr
IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.

**KcMizzou** · 02-20-2005, 10:09 PM

IIIdogNite... that's awesome.

**Bowser** · 02-20-2005, 10:12 PM

TennHottyDPLuvr?

Damn you, let me spread some rep..........

Hammock Parties · 02-20-2005, 10:12 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iowanian again.

FloridaChief · 02-20-2005, 10:13 PM

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IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad

Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?

Slayer Diablo · 02-20-2005, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FloridaChief

Wanna bet RoyII's not sweating this very thing right now?

The whole reason we haven't seen him on here yet is cause he probably had a heartattack just think'n about RoyIV.

**Iowanian** · 02-20-2005, 10:16 PM

IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy
TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet
IIIdogNite: wasn't me
TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was
IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys
TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it
IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone
TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals
IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz
TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time?
IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish
TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers
IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer
TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize
IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad"
TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal
TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail.
TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady

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02-20-2005, 07:27 PM
royr17 MVP Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Lovin my kids	Marriage Question Ok lets start here. I need some help with some things i need to know on gettin married, the do's, the dont's, the things you need to know about that. I see you guys here some are married some arent so the ones that know stuff i need to know let me know about it. So what are the things i should know about it, cause i dont wanna wait my whole life to get married, i actually wanna be married before i turn 26 which is 6 years from now. But I wanna get started early in startin a family, so what are the do's and dont's in marriage ???
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Bowser sorta mod-ish Bowser's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North	And am I the only one to catch Iowanian's stroy of some poor schlub in Alaska getting his wang chopped off, flushed down the crapper, floating in the turd infested sewer, fished out, and then re-attached?
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02-20-2005, 10:05 PM	#129
Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	*Iowanian doesn't speak teenage internet TennHottyDPLuvr: u azhole IIIdogNite: Whatchu talk bout, sweetness TennHottyDPLuvr: I see'd ur cheifplanet talk IIIdogNite: I tell my friends everthing TennHottyDPLuvr:you didn't tell them about axidently put it in my dirty place did you IIIdogNite:not yet,it wasn't fudgy or anything tho TennHottyDPLuvr:thats fine, I'm comin live with you TennHottyDPLuvr: when rich scanlon come over fer dp? IIIdogNite: Dp? I don't even like nachos. TennHottyDPLuvr: you luv me tho, next time I bring my tool box of luv. IIIdogNite: want to get mareyd? TennHottyDPLuvr:ok luvr, we both hab herpe now anyways IIIdogNite: Lets have baby live with my dad TennHottyDPLuvr: ok, you such a sweet talkr IIIdogNite: you go tell Chiefplanet how I make good sweetlov down by fire.
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02-20-2005, 10:12 PM	#132
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Hammock Parties's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2002	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Iowanian again.
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Iowanian Supporter Iowanian's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia	IIIdogNite: hey sweet bebe schmoopy TennHottyDPLuvr: I saw the rest of what you put on chiefplanet IIIdogNite: wasn't me TennHottyDPLuvr:Yes it was IIIdogNite: ok but i was just telling 2 guys TennHottyDPLuvr:its on the internet, everyone can see it IIIdogNite: they won't tell anyone TennHottyDPLuvr: I can't believe you told them about my medically engineered female genitals IIIdogNite: i just axed wat a secks change wuz TennHottyDPLuvr: and you had 5 other girlfriends at the same time? IIIdogNite: I didn't meen to ask if its sposed ta smell like fish TennHottyDPLuvr: well I'm upset......you send big dolla flowers IIIdogNite: Daddylions don't come out til summer TennHottyDPLuvr: No More Good thing for you until you pologize IIIdogNite: Iowanian told me tell you "Spare rod, spoil Broad" TennHottyDPLuvr: It doesn't happen to every guy, size Does matter, and yes finishing too quick IS a big deal TennHottyDPLuvr: Aunt Flo late this month 48 days. You get bill in mail. TennHottyDPLuvr: Don't come down this weekend.........I have big dayt with new inernet boyfrined Skinsbra....He know how talk romans wif lady [enter Chiefsplanet Stage Left] vb script NewLine & Create New Thread "How do you guys deal with Broken Heart, Git Girlfriend back?" newline1 "screwYOU SKINSBRA, Girlfriend Stealer" Last edited by Iowanian; 02-20-2005 at 10:22 PM..
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