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Wheeeeee!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
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#122 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
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did you marry for love
did you marry for money I sure hope you didn't marry for sex |
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#123 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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Dear Lord.
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#124 | |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Petaluma, CA, USA
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The bride muses, "Now I never have to do it again!" |
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#125 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Dawns early light, the sound of horns blairing at a stoplight nearby, a new groom awakens to the reality of what he's just done. He stretches in bed, accidently touching the twisted and matted hair of the pillaged bride, he reaches down scratching his sticky wedding tackle and without thinking, sticks a strange smelling finger into his mouth to scrape the fumunda tongue. They must need to wash the ATM because his finger tastes strangely similar to when he's been diggin in his crack.
As the disturbed bride rolls over, she lets loose the thunderous flatulance she was able to control while awake. The first sign of things to change. "Woman, go make us some breakfast" "uh, I can't even cook toast, you have any money for a mcMuffin?" "Go ask my dad" |
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#126 |
Banned
Join Date: Feb 2006
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a poster tries to get a life
will return with losts of new threads asking for advice and a lawyer's phone number |
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#127 | |
Say hello to my little friend
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Larryville
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#128 | |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
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![]() I hope that's not in your vows, because 1) you shouldn't marry out of spite and 2) you shouldn't just go around bragging that you're better than gochiefs. People might get jealous. Congrats, I guess. |
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#129 |
pie is never free
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
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You have a knack for painting picture's Iowanian..............
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#130 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Its the handmade donkeyhair brush set.
Sometimes, A canvas just visualizes itself and I only paint by number. |
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#131 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Lee's Summit
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Any updates?
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#132 |
A certain set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
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So is that an actual pic of royr17 in his avatar?
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#133 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Lee's Summit
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#134 |
Guest
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It actually is.
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2005
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