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05-08-2021, 12:29 PM | #1246 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Not a meme, but pretty good.
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper. |
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05-08-2021, 02:00 PM | #1247 |
pie is never free
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The old guy looks like Ben Jones who played Cooter on the Dukes of Hazard
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05-08-2021, 06:03 PM | #1248 |
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05-09-2021, 04:14 AM | #1249 |
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
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05-09-2021, 07:47 AM | #1250 |
MVP
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05-09-2021, 08:49 AM | #1251 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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05-09-2021, 09:47 AM | #1252 |
New and Improved
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05-10-2021, 04:54 AM | #1253 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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05-10-2021, 04:54 AM | #1254 |
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05-12-2021, 01:47 AM | #1255 |
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Paraphrasing a meme [since it uses profanity superfluously] - Why isn't anal bleaching called 'changing your ringtone?'
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05-13-2021, 04:20 PM | #1256 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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05-14-2021, 06:51 AM | #1257 |
Molôn Labé
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Meanwhile in NC
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05-14-2021, 10:32 AM | #1258 |
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05-14-2021, 01:10 PM | #1259 |
Would an idiot do that?
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That's one of the most Florida pictures ever.
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05-14-2021, 02:20 PM | #1260 |
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A classic, and it made me laugh AGAIN . . .
It just, . . . works. . . |
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