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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:29 PM   #1216
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And you guys are lying thru your teeth if you said you wouldnt tax that blonde. Haha
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:31 PM   #1217
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You might at least have done something to try to help that girl having the seizure. Did she live?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:31 PM   #1218
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Why so angry, Vulture? Why are you playing the internet dick role?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:31 PM   #1219
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May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:32 PM   #1220
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Barfs

Not a fan of redheaded skanks sorry. And sorry that you are fat. must suck to not be able to see your penis.
Oh - what a relief. I get to keep her all to myself now because there's no way I could compete with a goofball and a motorcycle.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:32 PM   #1221
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May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?
I'll guess that he's the guy who sells the glow sticks at rave parties.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:33 PM   #1222
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May I ask what you do for a living? You said that you are 25, yes?
He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:33 PM   #1223
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Please enlighten us on your hot gf. I am sure she is a knockout or maybe 300 lbs.
Come on man, pull it back! You're acting like a 16 year old. Pay attention to your surroundings. Or just keep on keeping on, because you're a very entertaining dumb-ass.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:33 PM   #1224
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:33 PM   #1225
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He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.
Count yourself fortunate. From the way I understand it, that's a windfall.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:33 PM   #1226
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Yeah, I caught that as well.........same clown.
Not at all. Its someone trying to imitate me. Not working though so check our IP addresses. We wont match at all. I am located in ATL.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:34 PM   #1227
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:34 PM   #1228
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Why so angry, Vulture? Why are you playing the internet dick role?
Yeah, i dont get it.

Gotta hand it to him though, he's put together 2 whiz-bang threads.
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:34 PM   #1229
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He makes $70k a year posting stupid crap on Chiefs websites, which is quite impressive because I've never done better than $500.
Perhaps you need a prop?
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Old 06-25-2008, 12:35 PM   #1230
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