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03-08-2024, 09:03 AM | #106 | |
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03-08-2024, 09:51 AM | #107 |
It was not a fair catch
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Now the other question, are you okay? And what's gonna happen to the truck?
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03-08-2024, 10:33 AM | #108 |
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"So, what did they do with it? Like, carefully peel it off and stick it in a box for tagging and disposal?"
Yeah probably will ship it off to a facility to make sure it was hit by a truck. I have a friend that runs a lab that deals with poaching and fish and game crimes. She says that sh3 deals witha bunch of dumb stuff and half of it is related to asian black market stuff antlers horns gall bladders you know nature's "viagra" |
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03-08-2024, 10:41 AM | #109 |
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I think, you have bad luck forever now.
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03-08-2024, 11:02 AM | #110 |
George Brett shit his pants
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I think frozen chief should serve time
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03-08-2024, 11:37 AM | #111 | |
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03-08-2024, 11:56 AM | #112 |
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03-08-2024, 12:37 PM | #113 | |
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But because the car is drivable, can't get it into the body shop until July. |
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03-08-2024, 12:37 PM | #114 |
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03-08-2024, 01:29 PM | #115 | |
It was not a fair catch
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03-08-2024, 01:35 PM | #116 | |
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03-08-2024, 05:01 PM | #117 |
Feeling Victorian
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How many road kills do you have? You could add a eagle to the side of your door along with the others. Like fighter pilots did with Japanese zeros in WWII
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03-08-2024, 06:25 PM | #118 | |
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Also, I know I didn't have to give a lengthy 'explanation' of what I did but I included it as an education if nothing else. It isn't a way to justify myself but a what to do if you're in a sticky spot. As I said, I don't expect any criminal charges. And chances of a civil fine are low, particularly since I didn't keep anything from the animal and took pains to document that fact. Rather, I helped the APD officer extract it from my grill and put it into a trash bag. He took possession of it and I don't know what happened after that. I expect it will go to USF&W for a necropsy to see: toxin levels; damage; general health, etc. I dont know where it will go from here but this has been one of the more unusual situations in my life. I am glad I know the USF&W prosecutor and a number of Asst. U.S. Attorneys. I don't think they could decline charges based on my relationship but I can see them saying, "If we seek a civil fine, that SOB is going to fight us tooth and nail and we have better things to do with our time than seek a civil fine for something so clearly unavoidable." Besides that, I can always show the picture of my truck and say that my nickname is now 'Eagle Killer'. Maybe word of this gets to Patrick Mahomes and I can get a seat in his suite next time KC plays Philadelphia. They'll show pictures of my truck with the embedded eagle on the screens at Arrowhead. Maybe photoshop Mahomes into the driver's seat and a Philly football helmet onto the bird's head. Hell, maybe Clay can make that meme next time we play Philly. I can't do much with Photoshop. I can pound the drum and we can get PETA to protest and even more national attention. Meet Taylor. I can say, "Yeah, Travis has caught a ton of TDs but has he killed an eagle? I have, baby." Then the news will be about how Taylor Swift is dating this fat, balding lawyer from Alaska. So, yeah, I'm pretty much on the rocket ride to stardom at this point. Last edited by frozenchief; 03-08-2024 at 06:27 PM.. Reason: Correct a spelling error |
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03-08-2024, 07:15 PM | #119 |
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So bizarre.
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03-08-2024, 08:20 PM | #120 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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You really need to sue the federal government over vehicle damage and pain, suffering, and mental anguish brah.
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