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The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
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I’m leaving forever.
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I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
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04-29-2021, 09:14 AM | #106 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texarkana, Texas
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04-29-2021, 09:14 AM | #107 |
Cheat Death
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
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This is going to take forever at this rate.
Masks don't work Change my mind |
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04-29-2021, 09:18 AM | #108 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
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04-29-2021, 09:21 AM | #109 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: L.A.
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I always kind of suspected patty was some kind of paid astroturfer. He mostly posted in politics, was always in spin mode, and never let it get too personal.
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04-29-2021, 09:25 AM | #110 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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Take care of yourself, pat. Good luck with everything headed your way.
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04-29-2021, 09:29 AM | #111 |
sorta mod-ish
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: KC North
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04-29-2021, 09:42 AM | #112 |
left blank intentionally
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
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04-29-2021, 09:49 AM | #113 |
Please squeeze
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Clinton, MO
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Well this sucks. Take care Pat and I really hope you are doing ok health wise.
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04-29-2021, 09:54 AM | #114 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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His avatar had still been the kid with the flag, right? Might be worth changing it back for him if he's leaving forever due to health reasons.
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04-29-2021, 10:00 AM | #115 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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He is getting ready to storm the capital?
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04-29-2021, 10:06 AM | #116 |
left blank intentionally
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
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#116
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04-29-2021, 10:24 AM | #117 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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04-29-2021, 10:32 AM | #118 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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We're already almost 1/8 of the way to cracking this case. I expect we'll tie up the loose ends in a couple of days, tops.
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04-29-2021, 10:33 AM | #119 |
Emporer of Mongo
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Milky Way
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04-29-2021, 10:33 AM | #120 |
MVP
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: HERMOSA BEACH,CA
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I hope I wasn't the reason you are leaving forever. That being said, I'll miss you. Best Wishes. Sincerely, SuperBowl4
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